“Trump says deal to reopen the Strait of Hormuz could come as early as Wednesday” oh no shit
Coda@codahale.com · 2mo ago“U.S. and Iran to close deal within a day, Trump says, but Tehran yet to confirm” oh no shit
the battery on my phone isn’t holding a charge very well anymore so i’ll probably need to get a new phone soon. i’ll keep you all posted on the timetable. while i’m not an expert on spiritual matters, my best guess is that you’ll all be reincarnated
Does Yegge’s “none of my shit worked out, exactly as I foretold” schtick actually work on people?
Based on both the observation that the weird little guy phenotype is readily prevalent and the “if George Costanza shaved his head” discourse from last week, there is an abundance of evidence that weird little guys can and will get it
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d agoGuys will listen to male influencer bullshit about needing to have a six pack and manipulate everyone and meanwhile women will go “you know who is the sexiest fucking guy I’ve ever seen?” and post this
I can’t help but notice that the testosterone homologation set isn’t super concerned about fairness or safety when it comes to cis boys competing against their peers who are already into puberty. No one’s protesting the 200lb 14 year old with a beard.
Love too watch the FedEx website grunt and twitch while it tries to load enough Javascript to load enough ??? to show me several hundred bytes of content
Me, who knows the tune to “Cocomo” but couldn’t bring himself to care about the lyrics: potato, tomato, lady why don’t they go, tortuga, lechuga, oh baby beluga, manhattan, a caftan, lazily a-raftin’, mojito, poquito, Samuel Alito, big knockers, old rockers, feral food TikTokers, Canseco, Prosecco,
1/ Initial reactions after some hours with this groundbreaking result proving the NP-hardness of poly-approx CVP/NCP: It is most likely correct, but more importantly, it is original, elegant, and beautiful! (Also: it is easy to improve, quantitatively.) openai.com/index/ten-ad...
Ten advances in mathematics and theoretical computer science
OpenAI shares new results on long-standing open problems in mathematics and theoretical computer science, including advances in geometry, cryptography, and complexity.
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The hidden secret truth of software engineering is that all code is sin. If you build your dignity on sin you are truly lost brother
Rick Desilets | The D-Pad@ricdesi.dpad.fm · 4d agoMe, personally, I consider it a pretty huge indignity to have an algorithm write my code then turn to others and say "here's my code".
“Hank Green admits to AI use” and I’m furious that my short-form vertical video science-communication-adjacent parasociality content wasn’t produced artisanally by a team of free-range, grass-fed PhDs working off handwritten notes
New album out today from everyone’s favorite jazz virtuoso duo slash 70s sci-fi androids, DOMi & JD Beck
really enjoyed the breadth of household language options in our school district’s new student information system. on þyssum hūse sprece wē Englisc 😤
The cool thing about having once donated to a political campaign is a never-ending stream of text messages and emails which all say shit like “Coda, it’s me — Gunt Plunther — and you’ll never believe what Hordy Tordenport just said. Give me $5 by midnight and I’ll slap him. Or the world ends.”
I would like to encourage everyone to opt out of the digital Synanon game www.liberalcurrents.com/the-parasoci...
The Parasocial Style in American Politics
Our screens are two-way but we can easily forget that the people on the other end exist as more than characters for our enjoyment.
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I did not anticipate any of the events that occurred during this set: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc2_...
Violent Magic Orchestra | Boiler Room: Osaka
YouTube video by Boiler Room
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If you want a picture of the future, imagine a horse kicking a human head—forever.
“Mediators see progress in efforts to halt Iran war as drone attacks rattle region” oh no shit
Coda@codahale.com · 2mo ago“U.S., Iran nearing deal to end war and reopen Strait of Hormuz” oh no shit
Can’t help but notice that all the folks outraged at Nolan’s Odyssey never said a fucking thing about all the bad Beowulf adaptations
YOU (a fool, working this week): buhh the Supreme Court is ruining my life ME (wise, on vacation): Zab's pepper sauce is quickly becoming "the condiment of the summer"
J Alfred Prufrock: do I dare to eat a peach William Carlos Williams: nyert nyert bitch here comes the plumlord
