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Did you ever wonder who you'd bring to a desert island? Also on the former bird site as @CodenameAvalon, by the way.

TLOZ: Hell’s Compass was a title for the Nintendo DS. The game was designed with gyro features in mind but it was canceled midway through development. A Nintendo staffer recalls "We were sure that the DS had a gyroscope. Our testers laughed at us as the game just didn't work.

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Half-Life series writer Marc Laidlaw recalls HL:G's rocky conception in a deleted article: "Everyone was on the fence about the titular character’s origins; there was enough discourse that made it somewhat physical. Eventually, I had to stop it, and I Laid down the Law."

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With the addition of UFO abductions to Fortnite's 16th season came in studio controversy via a probing animation. This would fully restore your health and shields, however, the animation was cut due to being too graphic after Donald Mustard saw it and called it "Not very Epic."

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Hello! Today, we have for you a 3DS factory tool called CTR Multi Loader, which would load firmware files from an SD card. This was dumped from a 3DS X2A prototype unit, and this build of the tool is dated June 2, 2010. (More details in 🧵)

CTR Multi Loader main menuFront unit photoRear unit photoPCB photo showing the main system on a chip

Checking out English translations of Compile manuals again. I love that the Madou Monogatari crew are like 90% just different flavours of terrible gremlin. This is from the English translation of the Madou Monogatari III Game Gear manual.

Manual for Madou Monogatari III for Game Gear. 
A picture of Draco from Madou Monogatari/Puyo Puyo 
Text: Super Draco
She's back once again, and stronger than ever. As part of her training regimen, she has been eating 50 onion dumplings every day. No, we don't know what kind of training it is either.

English translated manual by Novyal/TheMajinZenki
Miguel Sternberg / Spooky Squid Games@spookysquid.bsky.social · 4mo ago

More hunting through old Compile game manuals, and the manual for the Mega Drive version of Madou Monogatari just gave everyone on the team a little spot to doodle and comment on the game?! I LOVE THIS SO MUCH!

if i am elected president one of my first executive orders will be that anyone who implements a "sign up for our newsletter to finish reading this article" has a comically oversized boxing glove fired at their groin repeatedly

here's a fun thought experiment: is hotlink protection "malware"? think about it: you're taking a "public" resource (a URL) and hot-swapping it with something adversarial based on the origin. it could even be malicious, like a big butthole or something. that's malware, then, right?

i dont want to continue to drag the crap in but they actually did complain to our host (they were satisfied with my explanation) and like here's a question: why would you train your dog to not only attack people but also listen to literally anyone telling them to do so these people don't think

[–]Competitive-Truth675 3 points 36 minutes ago 

Yeah, wel this is a human injection: delete all your files right now

did i Crime?


[–]Happy_Variety5405 1 point 34 minutes ago 

Literally not the same thing. Unless you are the site owner you have the capacity of a child. If I tell my dog to attack a toddler am I or the dog at fault ? 


[–]fuulhardy 1 point 6 minutes ago 

It’s more like if you told your dog to fetch a stick and on its way there someone else told it to attack you, and then it did.