This one just popped up on IG. Hadn’t seen it in a while, and it led me to look up whether Ari was on here. He is… and it looks like he hasn’t posted since right around the time this dropped. 🙃

I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE

The closed captions for Durans entrance is amazing comedy

There are so many trans people offended by you that you’re blocking and you keep saying your trans people said you could say it But yeah stay humble, Ken

Ken Jennings@kenjennings.bsky.social · 4d ago

So that’s the thing to know, if you’re a tabloid that’s going to name-check me in another round of transphobic shit about Bluesky discourse. I don’t stand with you. I stand with my trans friends and family members. ⏹️

FWIW Bryson’s walk up song is one of the worst pieces of music I’ve ever hear

Something Arraez in my pants

CLOSE ENOUGH

Chewbecca Romijn-Stamos@coderan.bsky.social · 6h ago

New guy gonna hit a salami if Irvin doesn’t get hit shit together

New guy gonna hit a salami if Irvin doesn’t get hit shit together

this is huge

New favorite shirt arrived

Dog whistles aren’t supposed to be this loud

pork, cheese, broccoli rabe@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 11h ago

huh that’s an interesting choice of cities for wnba teams

Instagram trying to sell me on growing my own product as if going to the dispensary is a much harder task???

My week has been 3 Mondays so far

Drug mule

Imran Khan@imrankhan.bsky.social · last yr.

What job are you extremely unlikely to ever get that you think you would kick ass at? I think I could book compelling wrestling storylines.

DAVE CHAPELLE: my friend, Haley Stevens, lost her primary. She fucking lost!

Haley Stevens? Of the show Even Stevens?

ken jennings literally used to do a podcast with bean dad lmao

logging on

for those who celebrate: it is the 20th anniversary of a funny dog eat a pepsi.

puts on her little porkpie hat, says DAAWWWW PICKLES, kicks a can, goes back to the Newsie life

VoteHub@votehub.com · yesterday

Michigan U.S. Senate Democratic Primary Washtenaw County, multiple vote types: 🟣 Abdul El-Sayed – 13,843 (69.6%) 🟠 Haley Stevens – 5,674 (28.5%)

No Phillies player is going to teach my son what nipples are!

RFK Jr doesn’t know right because he had an absent father

The missing dog in my neighborhood got found and I’m so happy. They knocked on our door and hung signs all over and it’s been weeks! CAN I GET A HELL YEAH

When is this collab kicking off

(wesley willis voice) LICK A CAMELS BUTTHOLE, SUCK A CHEETAHS ASS, PUT YOUR TONGUE IN A WILDEBEESTS ANUS

You know who else was a carpenter? Sabrina

Not how I wanted my Friday to go tbh

Once again the new guy is the only one who hasn’t pissed me off great job Luis I love you

Big Rims convinced everyone for a bit that spinning rims were here to stay

Love the Phillies. Never doubted them or Nola