Collin Murr
@collinmurr.bsky.social
Writer. I host game shows sometimes.
“People always ask me if The Usual Suspects was lightning in a bottle. I tell them that you need look no further than the fact that Stephen Baldwin is great in the film.” - Kevin Pollak
E! News@enews.eonline.com · 2d agoStephen Baldwin Reveals Why He Quit Acting, Says He “Didn’t Want to be Tom Cruise" bit.ly/4pUpnny
Misty did not meet her goal and is being evicted. This is horrible, and it puts more financial strain on her. She needs help now. Right bow. Today. Whatever you can spare, send it her way. She needs stable housing again. And I am asking anyone who reads this to at least reskeet it.
Misty (Inactive)@mikrokosmos.bsky.social · 6d agoMy leftover balance!!! We’re close to keeping me housed!! Just a little more support and pushing and I’ll be okay!! I have until tomorrow to remedy, sign a new lease, and contact housing to say the order of eviction has been cancelled!!
Tim: what should we name our company Ken: how about KENTIM Tim: wait no I have a better idea
It is a scientific fact that Joe Pantoliano improves any movie he appears in.
"I wonder what Jerry Seinfeld has to say about this cultural or geopolitical issue" - No one in the history of time
"And I want the Ghost of Christmas Past to look and dress exactly like John Huston." "What? Why?" "One day, there's going to be a Christmas Carol podcaster who also loves film noir, and it will confuse him to no end."
Downplay a book or movie: One Thing One Place One at a Time
susan@susandixon.bsky.social · 3d agoDownplay a book or movie: The Sum of Some Fears
Yes, thank you for clarifying you didn't mean the Family Therapy Institute of Washington in Chevy Chase (the asshole comedian).
Upon being told that he has 24 hours to live, Mitch McConnell has requested to spend his last day lying in a hospital bed, wearing blue jeans, and holding up a newspaper.
Pitch for a new Twilight Zone episode: A Prayer at 20,000 Feet. William Shatner can't convince anyone that the woman next to him is proselytizing
Dheepa Sundaram, PhD (she/her)@themodsisyphus.bsky.social · 6d agoOne of these preacher types got kicked off the plane. She called her disruption “spiritual warfare”. Flight attendant is like call it whatever, it’s illegal; get your stuff and get off the plane. 😂 www.threads.com/@alanafm411/...
Imagining the furious debate in every newsroom as they argue how to refer to Vincent Pastore’s Sopranos character in their obituary.
The smaller version of him over his shoulder IS saying that.
This has to be the most consistent Best Picture lineup of all time, right? The weakest of these is still at least a 4.5 out 5.
... 🎶 It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
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I think you mean "nanny pack." In my fashion culture, we carry a selection of Fran Fine mini skirts.
A-Moo’s Bouche@asclepiasrosa.bsky.social · 7d agoI think you mean “jammy pack.’ In my crumpet culture we carry a selection of berry preserves.
Not sure why this is news, it's called a lunch break
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Fresh Prince scene where Carlton has a dream he is playing a therapist on an episode of Days of Our Lives
Man Dancing with Excited Hype
Alt: GIF of Alfonso Ribeiro as Carlton Banks on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, doing an elaborate version of his signature dance
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trans rights frankly is a top 5, potentially top 3 issue for me despite not being trans and not having any trans family being bigoted against trans folks not only hurts my trans friends and every trans person but is so predictive of further bigotry
Who Wants to be a Millionaire is now 90% celebrities who don’t even kind of care and miss easy questions, and 10% celebrities paired with Jeopardy mega champions who are guaranteed a million dollar win.
If pocket calculators regularly and randomly gave you incorrect answers to your queries like ChatGPT does, we would have left the technology behind, not insisted that 2+2=5 is HERE TO STAY, BABY.
Uncle Fuzzzy 🦆@unclefuzzzy.bsky.social · 4mo agoFunny, that’s what we thought about pocket calculators in 1974
Plus, if you listen to this episode, you can hear me spend way too long debating whether “charisma sink” is a compliment or an insult.
Scrooge: A Christmas Carol Podcast@scroogepod.bsky.social · last wk.Bill Murray not a convincing asshole? The Muppets don't add anything? Rich Little IS funny? I found all these hot takes and more on Letterboxd, and I'm going through them on this very fun episode!
