they’re bringing back the Ernest series and making Vern woke this time
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The PhD stands for pretty huge dumbass. Stop eating shrimp with the wimps, come eat lobsters with the monsters.
There’s a guy on TikTok who posts just him taking a pizza out of the oven every day with tongs and all of the comments are about how their day is ruined from having watched this
They snubbed my son from the All-Star team, for that absolute bum Ernie Clement, and now my sweet boy is on a revenge tour
Seattle Mariners@marinersbot.bsky.social · yesterday🔁 Reposted @MarinersPR
A good pick up in theory, but once he passes the mysterious shimmering barrier surrounding the Pacific Northwest, he will instantly forget how to hit and suddenly chase
Seattle Mariners@marinersbot.bsky.social · 2d agoRT @MarinersPR: Taylor Ward leads the American League with 87 walks, while ranking 6th with a .383 OBP. Overall in 111 games with the Orioles in 2026, Ward is batting .246 (101x410) with 20 doubles, 7 home runs and a .730 OPS.
New: We found 50 cops who misused Flock cameras and other license-plate readers for personal purposes, often to spy on their girlfriends or ex-wives. He "watched every single move I made. ... Who do you turn the chief of police in to?" wapo.st/3S6rTuo
She left her ex. He secretly tracked her through a network of policing cameras.
Flock’s array of license-plate cameras was built to fight crime. But at least 50 law enforcement officers were charged with or accused of misusing it and other systems.
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My son, Cole Young with his first 4 hit game. He’s literally perfect.
Mariners were sailing up 6-0 going into the 8th, so of course they give up 5 runs!
Hilarious win there from the Mariners. It would be nice if they could have a game where they just look good and win easy?
Matteo’s for dinner tonight in celebration @nbasarah.bsky.social
Colin@colyou.bsky.social · 5d agoManuscript accepted on a Friday morning? LFG!!!!!
Paul McCartney, one of the best to ever lace ‘em up, has a discography also full of some of the worst songs I’ve ever heard
lil miss big boy@lighter.bsky.social · 5d agoPost your hottest music take. Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.
Oh Bryan Woo. Maybe just leave him at home on ice every road trip for when the Mariners get back
Yeah, it’s extremely clear what’s happening here. It would be disgusting for the NBA to let it continue down this road
Fischer 🛠️🚇@fischer.bsky.social · 6d agoif this is going to be the line then fuck these guys
Stop praying for rain, start paying to send me to shows
Andrew@geester12000.bsky.social · 7d agoI believe that makes you a sacrifice to the rain gods. People we need to buy this man tickets to outdoor shows
Of course it poured again at the outdoor show for the second week in a row
Colin@colyou.bsky.social · last wk.Nation of Language and Death Cab tonight. Gunna be a great show. Thank god for this cloud cover atm
Nation of Language and Death Cab tonight. Gunna be a great show. Thank god for this cloud cover atm
I need to follow some more Jazz fans ahead of the season. Plz send help
The best part of trying to fix your broken computer is fixing one problem only to create a second, equally bad problem
Disaster of a series in Texas for the Mariners. The season is really starting to get away to the point where they have put themselves in a position to need to win a series against the Dodgers in LA. Not great, Bob.
Michael Lombardi’s instagram reposts are fun
It’s dumbfounding to me that Peacock has a post Tour de France show with Lance Armstrong. I cannot think of anything less appealing than the thoughts of guy who had all his titles stripped in complete disgrace
I think we should try resetting the earth’s axis to make summer less hot
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ALPE D’HUEZ, France — Roughly halfway up the final climb of Stage 19, and roughly five hours before the riders hit the base, our car indulged the thick snarl of besotted fans who wanted to do the wave...
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