myth E. rocks
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myth • 25 • he/him • katana zero's unoffical & unpaid marketing team icon by @wood-carbuncle.bsky.social
me: okay and if you punch that wall right there there's actually a hidden 1-up bet you didn't know that haha the caveman I found and unfroze for fun: crork think about change pronoun
I’ll block a bitch on an allagan tomestone of poetics
i often think about this mystical elephant when things go wrong and it calms me greatly
In 6th grade I read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, then wrote a 4 page book report on how much its writing sucks compared to Final Fantasy Tactics.
What is the most vindicated you have be ever been for a hot take
Lightning Cannot express her care for Hope openly so she puts a weapon and means for violence in his hands. Of course when she tries to put a stop to that violence he freaks out bc it's synonymous with having love taken away from him.
just randomly got a terrible omen and i guess i have to live with it now
THIS IS HOW WE MANAGE THE MIDDLE OUT IN THE SLUMS
hate when I’m all horned up and can’t think of a plot-relevant reason to have sex. the hornier I am the harder it is to concentrate on advancing the story
i don't think i talked about how as a prank to my friends i edited the entire 2 hour run of Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children like a ytp and passing it off as a weird link from 2007 i found on internetarchive heres the Sephiroth fight edited like a classic cartoon. The whole film is like this.
Today is another special day. I am so proud to say I have finally recovered the FULL copy of Dirge of Cerberus Lost Episode for Japanese cell phones. After many years of this avoiding us, it's been done. youtu.be/UfpwhMTwMgM
Dirge of Cerberus Lost Episode Final Fantasy VII - Recovered Keitai Game
YouTube video by YuviApp
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IT'S OFFICIAL! PRESIDENT RUFUS SHINRA DECLARES HE WOULD "SMASH" ALEXANDER!! THAT'S MY PRESIDENT RIGHT THERE!!!