Found out that the Slate trucks permanently have "one pedal driving" on and while some may like that and, it's a hard no for me.
I get why studios want to give a possessory credit to a well-known producer, but that doesn't mean we have to play along. "J.J. Abrams' The Rise of Skywalker." He can have that one.
They shouldn't have gotten caught. Went and ruined it for everyone. Now no one will know what I mean by: 🍆🍑🐋?
jordan@jordantyranny.bsky.social · last wk.The only taxidermied blue whale in the world, 1865 CE, now housed at the Natural History Museum in Sweden. The public was allowed to enter the whale up until a couple was found having sex inside it. Now the whale’s jaws are opened only for special occasions, such as Swedish election days.
standing at the outfield bar at a minor league baseball game where a Trump voter is drunk and loudly complaining about democratic socialism, and I finally look over and this guy has literally pissed his basketball shorts. It's dripping lol
Afaiac this is pre marvel studios and definitely pre Disney marvel
Lupita Nihongo@otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 7d agoFilm you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
I would like everyone involved in this to meet with horrendous tragedies
mcc@dryad.technology · last wk.It was never going to stop at trans people.
It's crazy the Guillermo del Toro just went and made pacific rim amd then moved on
Robert f Kennedy jr will get the cut scenes from Event Horizon that were too horrendous to not burn when he dies.
Context from in the article if you haven’t heard this term before. Also, I first learned this reading news about CBP when I moved near the border a decade ago. They have always been like this and always will as long as the agency is allowed to exist.
Sergio olmos@sergioolmos.bsky.social · last wk.‘Pretty sure he’s wet:’ Immigration agents used racial slurs during LA sweeps, court records show. “Yeah, just plug us in wherever you see some tonks and we’ll jump out.” “tonks everywhere selling food.” W/ @wendyfry.bsky.social calmatters.org/justice/2026...
mfw someone puts a goddamned Xen crystal into the Anti-Mass Spectrometer
Here’s your Saturday morning read: “We’re all familiar with the Mister Rogers ‘look for the helpers’ talk. But it’s worth remembering that Mister Rogers was talking to children when he said that. And we’re no longer children.” buttondown.com/monteiro/arc...
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This utter muppet of a conservative Canadian politician in New Brunswick forgot to remove the LLM text from his floor speech and read it out loud.
I think everyone must commit to hug or shake hands with this man on sight. No matter what, he must be shown love immediately.
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 2w agoAt one point she notes that AfD, the German political party that Musk supports, has "real neo-Nazis." Musk literally just shrugs.
I'm sure there are some good "low voltage" guys but holy shit in my experience do they typically suck and have no god damn clue what in the hell they're doing.
My all time favorite goofy bosses are the knuckleheads from Virtua cop, especially the guy in the office who starts his address as if he was already mid sentence: "BUT NOW, you'll regret being in the wrong place at the wrong time" youtu.be/9eZi9G04D7s?...
Virtua Cop All Boss Fights(All 4 boss)
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Blowing my mind people online and that I know personally still arguing platner was a good candidate. "All the allegations weren't proven but then the dems acted once they needed to" MF this isn't court you're choosing a representative. Nazi tattoo, mercenary with many allegations was a BAD CHOICE.
All jokes aside I am praying for this good man's safety.
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · 2w agoBenjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
Is there anything more exhilarating than racing the MFA code timer?
A coworker just told me Gillian Anderson looks like JK Rowling. He's dead now.
Country Tooooaad, take me hoooome I sing as I pick up a cute froggy or big ol toad and toss him or her out of the way be more I continue mowing the lawn
In my mind, Jimothy and Jarnathan are best friends, a bond they made based on their names that is stronger than steel.
I see people post this stuff and I'm like... do you see the double doors, the random sized fluorescent lights and ceiling tiles, the third+ row with 2 computers per monitor, the monitors that are long and aim up like a tail, the exit sign in the ceiling, etc. etc. etc. etc.
Just reminded of when a town council meeting had issues with the projector so I got called in on a weekend to help them and the shithead MLA took a picture of me without asking and posted it on social media.
Idk about kilmeade specifically, but the amount of dudes who are won't let a "seed oil" near their body but are also like fuck you I will breathe the forest fire as much as I want is absoletely bonkers.
Media Matters for America@mmfa.bsky.social · 3w agoFox host Brian Kilmeade dismissed the advice of the network’s own senior medical analyst, Dr. Marc Siegle, by saying there is “not a chance” he will wear a KN95 mask.