Dusty is sprawled out in the most insane way I've ever seen a cat contort their body
Chris Ervin
@cpervin.bsky.social
I’ve seen every Fast And Furious movie at least twice
Dump Matsumoto is the kind of woman evangelical christians dream up as a corrupting influence on their daughters. She could have reigned in American wrestling for 100 years.
I left half of a Chipotle Burrito Bowl in the work fridge for lunch tomorrow but I sure wish it was in my home fridge right now
Hearing that the Dodgers blew leads in all four games gives the impression that they blew the series, which is not in ANY way the case. The Brewers just liked giving themselves a little extra challenge.
I'm sad the Dodgers won't be going to the World Series but I cannot begrudge any other fanbase for detesting us
Richard B. Gray - LEVELORD 11/15/1957 - 10/12/2026 Just heard the news that an old friend of mine has passed on. Richard Gray - aka Levelord has departed the planet. I know he's dealt with cancer on and off for awhile now, a word that I cannot stand. Word comes from his wife Olga.
The whole town comes together to defeat the trolls at the end of Ernest Scared Stupid. We can learn something from this, ahead of the mid term elections
i was 44 when qud came out you can just keep doing stuff. frankly they make you
Steven Spohn@stevenspohn.bsky.social · 7d agoNormalize chasing your dreams in your 40's
REPORTER: coach, earlier today you said you had a plan in place for dinner tonight NICK SIRIANNI: that’s correct REPORTER: can you walk us through how you ended up with 15 baked potatoes on the table, just loose, with no plates or silverware NICK SIRIANNI: just gotta execute better
Sometimes I say to myself “I really need to watch more Yasujirō Ozu” then watch 2 hours of the worst isekai imaginable instead
Man, this season of Taskmaster is just not working at all. The panel must be limited to one grump going forward, and that grump should act with bemused indifference instead of aggressive sourness
It happens about twice a year, that I shave my facial hair completely off. It's a terrible decision every time, but necessary
As someone working mostly on Cartoon Network shows, this will be the THIRD merger I’ve lived through. The previous two fucking sucked. I’m sure this next one will be great though
it’s nice that when you watch baseball thru hbo max, instead of just having a graphic that says “we’ll be right back” with no sound during commercial breaks they loop the same incredibly annoying library music over and over again
my takeaway is that we gotta bring back registration cards
Florence@justflorence.bsky.social · 2w agowhat do you MEAN the developers of Cookie's Bustle contacted every person who registered their copy by mail 25 years ago and invited them to a secret Cookie's Bustle party with live music and merch???
Ernest Scared Stupid. Legitimately terrifying to a 7 year old!
Sleepy Hollow Reviews 🎃🐎@sleepingvillage.bsky.social · 2w agoIn honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
"Attorney Alan Dershowitz was back in the news this week and... Good Lord! Is he ugly! Take a look at the guy! I mean, this is an ugly, ugly guy! No two ways about it, an ugly character.” - Weekend Update, March 23, 1996
One of the joys of watching F1 racing is that it makes no sense and is insane
