Mother fuckers said they put mustard in the bag. I open the bag, there's no goddamn mustard. How am I expected to eat a corn dog without some fuck dang mustard?? You're on thin ice, Sonic.
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@dabiwinter.cryptoanarchy.network
Menace to society and all around nuisance. Feral, nomadic bitch. Not goddess as in Hera, but goddess as in Kali. Pet with caution 🏳️⚧️
It's gonna eat him alive being called a lame duck for the next two years
Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that ...Okay. All right.
The tell all book deal industry is about to hit a bubble
Lot of people posting political analysis like they're auditioning for CNN (derogatory)
[walking around with a suspiciously shaped data center stomach] haha no i don't know where those GPUs went they could've gone anywhere officer
SFist@sfist.bsky.social · yesterdayA truck carrying $11.4 million in Nvidia hardware disappeared after leaving Oakland, as organized cargo thieves increasingly target expensive computer equipment destined for the data centers powering the AI boom. sfist.com/2026/11/05/m...
ok i have a good engagement bait for us. name the top 5 felonies youve committed (time and place) and also if youre a member of the communist party
When I was like 4, I was wandering through the apts and found a bike sitting in the grass. So I hopped on it and started riding it. I'd never ridden a bike before. My parents were equally impressed and shocked I just stole someone's bike
Steven Perkins@stevenperkins.bsky.social · last wk.please delight me with your most on-brand story from your childhood mine is that I quit Cubs after two weeks because it clashed with Coronation Street
Too broke for a rillo? Eat a grape jolly rancher and hit a regular spliff
3 more weeks until I eat my body weight in turkey and stuffing and eggs
every DND session should have a guy who isn't a player or the DM sitting in as the official cuck of the party
I feel like if you have the chance to put Rihanna in your movie, you should always put Rihanna in your movie
Has anyone tried writing his name in a Death Note?
Carceral abolitionist with an exception for people who do Hamilton at karaoke
Watching Valerian again because i don't care what the haters say, it's a delightful little jaunt
Pour one out for all the paper shredders in DC currently working overtime
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There was a guy in the Godzilla Minus Zero credits whose title was “Chief Godzilla Officer” and I am not proud of the wave of jealousy that moved through me.
GREAT DEKU TREE: Link... the evil king Ganondorf has released a monster inside me... I will soon die... I need you to go deep inside me... And destroy any old magazines you find... You must not keep them, Link... Promise me this...
when you think about it, it's very funny that the tech conglomerates all got together to develop a product so bad that you even have regular people rooting for an extinction level economic event
Now Russell Brand's been convicted of rape, we need to talk about Sylvie Berki. Because she can't speak for herself. In 2014, Ms Berki said she'd been assaulted by Russell Brand. But if she talks about it, even now, she risks jail.
