bsky is dying. she’s beautiful, but she’s dying.

Itysl: She's Beautiful But She's Dying

Alt: Itysl: Bob Odenkirk saying “She's Beautiful But She's Dying”

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Warning: I was only joking. This is actually very dangerous. Please never bathe with toast, it could get soggy.

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Im in a moid tonight...

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Why though?? I laughed too hard at this🤣🤣

When his thickness is so perfect you just feel so full, complete and you just want to hold him there inside you, pressed to your cervix. Just wrap around him and kegel. No, baby, don’t move. I’m going to cum. 🫠🫦

Oh fuck it. Not that anyone cares but... 1 like = 1 mundane fact about me. Do your worst.

I’ve got to say something controversial: I do not care for this weather one bit

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"Ive been thinking about you all day." "Have you, little one?" "Yes, sir. I even fingered myself a few times. Im aching and dripping." "I thought you were tired after last night. I guess you need more." "Please sir. I do. Im soaking for you." "Are you? Then show me how you fucked yourself." #W1PP 🫦🕊

I thrust harder and harder into her. I could feel the strain deep in my core, the feeling of release. She sensed it immediately. "Dont cum inside me, I'm fertile." I unsheathed myself, not wanting to anger her. She rose and stroked me, my orgasm hitting me as my cum leaked down her breasts. #sveros

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I thrust harder and harder into her. I could feel the strain deep in my core, the feeling of release. She sensed it immediately. "Dont cum inside me, I'm fertile." I unsheathed myself, not wanting to anger her. She rose and stroked me, my orgasm hitting me as my cum leaked down her breasts. #sveros

"Ive been thinking about you all day." "Have you, little one?" "Yes, sir. I even fingered myself a few times. Im aching and dripping." "I thought you were tired after last night. I guess you need more." "Please sir. I do. Im soaking for you." "Are you? Then show me how you fucked yourself." #W1PP 🫦🕊

Its a cloudy day here. A perfect day for a lazy morning. Just laying in bed, napping, slowly waking you with my tongue. The salty tang of your sweat lights up my hunger, my erect cock vibrating between my legs. I need to lay between yours, slowly grinding into you over and over again. 🫦😉🕊🔐 #sveros

Keep on sending those pictures of yourself. I dare you. Because you know exactly what will happen. I'll get there, rabid with need. You did this to me purposely. You like me losing control, because you know I'll fuck you like a man possessed. Ill pound your cunt until you scream for mercy. 😈 #sveros

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Keep on sending those pictures of yourself. I dare you. Because you know exactly what will happen. I'll get there, rabid with need. You did this to me purposely. You like me losing control, because you know I'll fuck you like a man possessed. Ill pound your cunt until you scream for mercy. 😈 #sveros

Its a cloudy day here. A perfect day for a lazy morning. Just laying in bed, napping, slowly waking you with my tongue. The salty tang of your sweat lights up my hunger, my erect cock vibrating between my legs. I need to lay between yours, slowly grinding into you over and over again. 🫦😉🕊🔐 #sveros

“Son of A Preacher Man” is a good soundtrack for life. Driving along a lonesome highway? Son of a preacher man. Eating a wheel of cheese? Son of a preacher man. Having sex with a guy named Billy Ray? Son of a motherfucking preacher man

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Tom Morello from Rage Against the Machine has it figured out. I couldn't agree more. Fuck fascism.