The Cyclosporiasis Enjoyer

@danvogfan.bsky.social

some dumb asshole

Pete Crow-Armstrong is the sixth player to reach 25 HR & 25 SB in his team’s first 115 games of a season multiple times (2025, 2026), joining: José Ramírez 2018, ‘24 Ronald Acuña Jr. 2019, ‘23 Alfonso Soriano 2002, ‘06 Jose Canseco 1988, ‘98 Bobby Bonds 1973, ‘77 He’s the first in CONSECUTIVE szns

it appears the main narrative that’s taking hold re: the Milwaukee Brewers’ cowardly trade deadline is “MLB rigged the process so that the Tigers took the Dodgers’ offer over the Brewers’ way better offer” despite the well reported fact that the Brewers did not offer the main Tigers ask: pitching

the whining about the dodgers having “too much of an advantage” really strikes me as not understanding what sports are about. ensuring everyone has a fair playing field and gets similar outcomes is for healthcare and tax policy debates. sports are about beating your opponents

me: the simpsons have four fingers on each hand so you’d think they’d live in a base 8 society but as far as I can tell there’s no evidence of that in the show my wife: *screaming during labor* the obgyn: hold on i want to hear more about this