Sam.

@darleysam.bsky.social

Socials for The Longest Johns Reader at Chilliteracy Freelance internet contributor (he/him)

i keep hearing about these sold, successful properties that cite local58 as inspiration. i am grateful but i hope that one day i will find compensation beyond inspiring these incredible talented artists

Just witnessed the full bluesky bingo Guy 1: makes silly joke post Guy 2: good joke, but in reality that's a situation where men suffer more abuse Guy 3: OH BOO HOO GO CRY TO ELON, YOU POOR MAN!

I wish that the fun of getting super engrossed in making something and putting in a bunch of effort and attention to detail, wasn't hard-countered by the dull, wet thud of it going absolutely *nowhere*

Having Media Student thoughts about the cutesy, family-friendly video game where you sit in a sniper tower overlooking populated areas, and solve peoples' problems by shooting the problems with your sniper rifle.

DYLAN: "Zoe. I'm at the field hospital. It's... not looking good." ZOE: "Shit. Is there anyone alive?" DYLAN: "There's someone here, at the front desk." ZOE: "And the staff?" DYLAN: "One doctor. He's okay. Just distressed." ZOE: "And the civilians?" DYLAN: "Only one. A woman on a bed. She's crying."

[sees a guy eating a sandwich] nice to meet a fellow bread head! yeah, i can’t go a day without a slice or two haha. got a pretty sick toaster setup at home, thinking about upgrading to four slots – heard good things about breville’s 2026 lineup. entry-level marg is so tasty now,

In a society that is increasingly removing our power to say "no" or "I don't like this" in favour of "remind me tomorrow", it is a constant increase on the blood pressure to have breathless ad campaigns on every possible surface telling you how excited you have to be about Harry Potter.

It would've been easy to bash Flock in Senate today, but the reality is that this crisis would've not happened had there been any form of regulation or guard rails. So, let's demand them. And let's vote with the same ferocity we post with.

The Resident Evil film was fun but my main issue was every time I tried to leave the cinema I accidentally span around and walked back in and had to watch the big doors creak open again. 3 hours I was stuck in the Odeon