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d'Artagnan

@dartagnantt.bsky.social

He/Him Your local Asexual Neurodivergent Chaos Magician. I make TTRPG (mostly #DnD and #pathfinder2e) stuff for free. Currently working on #6thDawn linktr.ee/dartagnantt I don't do F4F

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Ava's Adventures @avasadventures.bsky.social · 4h ago

It's #selfpromosaturday! What #ttrpg and #dnd creations have you got to share this week?

A "red wedding" situated on the beach. Blood splatters everyone in this outdoor banquet hall.

Quico Vicens-Picatto @quicoarts.bsky.social · 3h ago

In this modern era scenario, two young police inspectors with complex backgrounds will face an ancestral evil that will test their bodies, minds, and above all, their capabilities #selfpromosaturday #callofcthulhu #chaosium www.drivethrurpg.com/product/4753...

Epic Tales and Critical Fails - Pathfinder2e actual play podcast @etalesandcritfails.bsky.social · 4h ago

Check out our #Pathfinder2e #actualplaypodcast Follow six misfits as they investigate their strange dreams and become embroiled in the schemes of a mad clockwork automaton. Prepare for adventure, terror and the occasional use of bad language. Listen now on your podcast platform of choice!

Big B trans rights are human rights @bigbisdotdotdot.bsky.social · 4h ago

Thanks for the space! LeatherWorks is an unrivaled no-magic combat heavy ttrpg that has an ever growing list of actions during a fight. And it's great for roleplayers too! A simple yet engaging skill system with amazing lore will have your table talking for hours! ko-fi.com/s/056fc6b692

LeatherWorks (pre-alpha) - Big B's Ko-fi Shop

A pre-alpha untested version of a ttrpg. LeatherWorks is an unrivaled no-magic combat heavy ttrpg that has an ever growing list of actions during a f...

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GM Joe Is going to PGX @gmjoe.bsky.social · 5h ago

Thanks for the space. This October I will be hosting the Halloween Decoration Monster Jam. Take a picture of a Halloween decoration and stat out a monster for it for the TTRPG of your choice. itch.io/jam/hdmj

Halloween Decoration Monster Jam

A game jam from 2026-10-01 to 2026-11-14 hosted by Joe Kiewra. A jam for those who love ridiculous fun Halloween decorations The rules Take a picture of a Halloween decoration and use that as inspirat...

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Smoke & Thunder D&D (Joshua Ohmer)@ravenquill.bsky.social · 13h ago

My playable species options include everything from illithids to nymphs, mothmen to unicorn folk, medusas to modrons! Check out more than 20 different unusual species, starting here: Raven Quill's Ultimate Species BUNDLE www.dmsguild.com/product/4889...

Smoke & Thunder D&D (Joshua Ohmer)@ravenquill.bsky.social · 13h ago

Wanna be a zombie pirate?? Sounds pretty awesome, right? So, You Want to Be a Zombie gives you 3 strains of zombie to choose from. www.dmsguild.com/en/product/5...

So, You Want to Be a Zombie - A Hungry PC Lineage cover.

Smoke & Thunder D&D (Joshua Ohmer)@ravenquill.bsky.social · 13h ago

Smoke & Thunder: The Whole SheBANG includes D&D rules for firearms, cannons, and so much more. Perfect for high seas pirates, space pirates, and anything in between! www.dmsguild.com/product/4417...

Smoke & Thunder: Firearms for Fifth Edition book cover. An Electrum Bestseller

Smoke & Thunder 2 - Explosives & Artillery For Fifth Edition cover. A Silver Bestseller

Magical Munitions - A Smoke & Thunder Supplement. A Silver Bestseller

Smoke & Thunder's Timeline of Arms. A Silver Bestseller

Smoke & Thunder D&D (Joshua Ohmer)@ravenquill.bsky.social · 13h ago

It's a #TalkLikeAPirateDay edition of #selfpromosaturday! Got any cool pirate #ttrpg stuff to share? (All other pirate or ttrpg stuff welcome, too just no AI.) #dnd #DMsGuild #tlapd

Let'S Go Be Pirates Together Monkey D Luffy

Alt: Let'S Go Be Pirates Together Monkey D Luffy

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UKGamerspodcast @trebormills.bsky.social · 7h ago

Working on a second PBM style rpg Campaign, this time in Glorantha Plugging away at adventure creation and a horror themed rpg, plus a few Lasers and Feelings ideas. Most recently Unleashed; Hellbound (journaling zombie apocalypse) Funeral Rites (your dead, a GM free Improv heavy story game)

Mobius @enneadgames.com · 5h ago

I'm part of a System Neutral collab bundle over at RPGTrader this week - 75 various system neutral things for $15 rpg-trader.com/products/927...

System Neutral Kit on RPG Trader

A bundle of 75 modules for use in any TTRPG

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Ava's Adventures @avasadventures.bsky.social · 6h ago

Undead Paradise is launching Tuesday the 29th of September 2026! Check out the trailer and follow for upcoming actual plays and launch day: www.kickstarter.com/projects/ava...

Coming soon: Undead Paradise

Explore a mutated world as members of the undead, long after humanity has gone extinct.

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Cosmopunk!@cosmopunk.bsky.social · 6h ago

While you're here, check out our show too! bsky.app/profile/cosm...

Cosmopunk!@cosmopunk.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Join a crew of alien mercs dealing with evil empires, mad scientists, cosmic horrors & galactic crimelords as they try to make rent and commit less crimes than the bad guys in this monthly homebrew Starfinder Adventure. Cosmopunk.carrd.co/ Patreon.com/Cosmopunk #Starfinder #Paizo #Furryart #UK

Cosmopunk!@cosmopunk.bsky.social · 6h ago

Every week the TTRPG Community share what they're working on with #selfpromosaturday. Podcasts, homebrew, streams, character art. From D&D to Kids on Bikes. Starfinder to Ironclaw. Whatever TTRPG content you're creating & proud of, share and check out In this thread!

Baph, a white and gold kobold in a red dress

Anto | Icarus Games @icarus-games.co.uk · 6h ago

Happy #SelfPromoSaturday folks! Today I want to see your #ttrpg content today, whether it's #dnd #pathfinder or #indierpg And don't forget; 👍 Like cool stuff 🗨 Engage with folks 🔃 Repost your favorites 🚫 No A.I Though

Mobius @enneadgames.com · 8h ago

#SelfPromoSaturday time once again! Show off your artwork, #TTRPG projects, sale, #rpg kickstarter or anything you're proud of! - No GenAI/Tech bro stuff (blocked if you do) - Like + share - NSFW = OK but hide/spoiler/etc it! - Alt-text as much as possible please! - 1 per person (to keep it fair)!

Rickandmorty Showme

Alt: Rick and morty floaty head "show me what you got"

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ZealZaddy 🔜 Spooky Empire & PaxU @zealzaddy.bsky.social · 11h ago

It’s #SelfPromoSaturday – What have you unleashed? 🖌️ Show work 💛 Like/Share/Comment ✅ Follow ♻️ Repost 🙌 Support others 😎 Tag Cool Folx & Things #TTRPG #Podcast #Stream #Art #Release #NewRelease #Stream #ActualPlay #Kickstarter #Backerkit #DMsguild #DriveThruRPG #KoFi #itchio

PJ Coffey - They/Them @homebrewandhacking@mastodon.ie @homebrewandhacking.bsky.social · 7h ago

So for #selfPromoSaturday I thought I'd shout out the various creators for #levelupA5e (which includes me under the Homebrew and Hacking) imprint. Some quite cool stuff here. a5e.tools/rules/third-... For examples of my work (for free). 1/

Third Party Products | Level Up

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d'Artagnan @dartagnantt.bsky.social · 5h ago

It's #SelfPromoSaturday, so it's time for the #ttrpgfamily to show me what you got. Remember: 🔥Repost (not quote RP) this post and another of mine to increase their reach 🔥Post your goods 🔥Interact if you've got the spoons for it 🔥If you post AI stuff here, I will find you and skin you 🙃

The Onion @theonion.com · 18h ago

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/

d'Artagnan @dartagnantt.bsky.social · 23h ago

Last week, my patrons became a Jarl in Whiterun #ToV #TTRPG #DnD www.patreon.com/dArtagnanDnD...

Sworn to Carry your Burdens | d'Artagnan

Sworn to Carry your Burdens by d'Artagnan on Patreon. Join d'Artagnan's community for exclusive content and updates.

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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️@theazureguard.bsky.social · 2d ago

Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...

Zelda
28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

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Firefox@firefox.com · 3d ago

We believe an open web starts with choice. That includes AI models. We’re excited to be partnering with Mistral to bring open-source AI to Firefox Smart Window beta and expand access to France, with French-language support.

Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d ago

Maybe the most important political story of our time. People just want the bullshit to stop.

71% of Americans Say They're Completely Exhausted

A CDC report shows that people are not feeling relaxed and restful in the United States.

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d'Artagnan @dartagnantt.bsky.social · 23h ago

Last week, my patrons became a Jarl in Whiterun #ToV #TTRPG #DnD www.patreon.com/dArtagnanDnD...

Sworn to Carry your Burdens | d'Artagnan

Sworn to Carry your Burdens by d'Artagnan on Patreon. Join d'Artagnan's community for exclusive content and updates.

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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 2y ago

"Why aren't millenials buying diamonds?" "Why aren't millenials buying horses?" "Why are so many millenials sleeping outside?" "Why do millenials keep saying please help my family is dying?" "Why are millenials surrounding the building? "Why are millenials kicking down the door to my office?" "Why are millenials eating me? Oh god they're eating me?"

d'Artagnan @dartagnantt.bsky.social · 2d ago

Last week, a new druid emerged from the wilderness, this is a few of the new features #DnD #TTRPG #TTRPGRising www.patreon.com/posts/6th-da...

Wild Surge

At 2nd level, you gain the ability to direct the forces of nature into a potent magical effect. You start with two such effects: an effect determined by your domain, and your choice of either Reap and Sow, or Entangling Frenzy.

When you use your Wild Surge, you choose which effect to create. You must then finish a short or long rest to use your Wild Surge again.

Some Wild Surge effects require saving throws. When you use such an effect from this class, the DC equals your druid spell save DC.

Beginning at 6th level, you can use your Wild Surge twice between rests, and beginning at 18th level, you can use it three times between rests. When you finish a short or long rest, you regain your expended uses.

Wild Surge: Reap and Sow

You can use your Wild Surge as an action to sap the vitality of your foes and heal your allies. Choose a point within 60 feet of you, ravenous roots appear for a moment in a 10-foot-radius sphere centered on that point. Each creature of your choice in the sphere must make a Constitution saving throw, taking 2d6 necrotic damage on a failed save or half as much damage on a successful one. One creature of your choice in that area regains 2d6 hit points.

The damage and healing increase by 1d6 when you reach Druid levels 5 (3d6), 11 (4d6), and 17 (5d6).

Call Nature's Ally

Starting from 9th level, you can to call out to nature to call for aid as an action. Your GM chooses a Beast, Elemental, Fey, or Plant (or group of them) that may be in the vicinity. Their combined CR should be no higher than half your druid level (but the GM can ignore either of these provisions should they deem it appropriate). They then roll their initiative and join combat at the start of the next round.

These creatures are not hostile to you or your allies (but may turn on you if you anger them), but are not under your control (though the GM may have you run them anyway, because they're running everything else). The creatures flee when combat ends, they are frightened, or are near death.

If no appropriate creature is nearby this feature fails. Once you successfully use this feature, you cannot use it until you finish a long rest.

Druidic

You know Druidic, the secret language of druids. This language is only spoken, and has no written form.

Additionally, when you speak druidic, you can also convey simple concepts to beasts. Non hostile beasts will also perform simple tasks for you provided that they can physically perform them and will not obviously endanger them. A beast will abandon its task if it is in any danger.

d'Artagnan @dartagnantt.bsky.social · 2d ago

Last week, a new druid emerged from the wilderness, this is a few of the new features #DnD #TTRPG #TTRPGRising www.patreon.com/posts/6th-da...

blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 2d ago

fixed it

management can never be held accountable

therefore management must never make a management decision

Abra / Jessica Conwell, Toxic Trans Woman 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼👻@pairofclaws.bsky.social · 3d ago

Imagine sucking so hard at your job that "Everyone is making fun of this dork because his ideas suck so hard" becomes a trending topic on the website you work for.

Screenshot of bluesky trending topics:

5. Bluesky plans toxicity scores. Users mock Aaron Rodericks' plan to rate accounts by toxicity and limit visibility

🥖Kekeflipnote🥖@kekeflipnote.bsky.social · last wk.

In this period of time filled with AI stupidity, let's celebrate those we are not celebrating enough: Art supporters, Art commissioners THANK YOU! Thanks to YOU, many artists can do what they do the best and keep being productive but most importantly Artists can LIVE!