Daniel Axtens
@daxtens.bsky.social
Christian, husband, computer programmer. Not really On Here anymore. he/him
Rather than quitting tech to farm or run a cafe, I’ve decided that I’d start Chestertons Fencing.
Psalm 10, ripped from the headlines. Getting my news from the Daily Office Lectionary.
Some kings threaten to rain down Hell on others. Only one went down into Hell himself to get others out.
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I think I come down to the "you put your name on it, you vouch for it unconditionally, every word, regardless of LLM use" side of the debate rather than the "you should explicitly say if you used an LLM always" side. Too much potential to use the machine to dodge accountability
No-one has let me change my Australian constitution joke in decades
I have a UK constitution joke but I can’t write it
LLMs feel unknowable. I find this viscerally unpleasant. Yes, computers are unfathomably complex but each level follows predictable rules you can understand with reading, logic and trial and error. (Conditions apply.) Dunno how to understand X00 bn parameters. Perhaps at some level it can be done?
“Cautiously optimistic about <small area>, extremely scared about <large areas>” is an AI take I think I’m hearing more frequently from serious people.
I have come away from my last conference cautiously optimistic about how useful AI can be in reversing malware and extremely scared about all of the new attack surface being created in the use and deployment of AI tools.
Hey grok, what’s the opposite of “go woke, go broke”?
New: Tesla 4th quarter profit plunges 61% year-over-year; annual profit down 46% the brand damage: -1 million lost vehicle sales, per study -Declining revenue, profits, deliveries in 1st half of '25 -Lower total production/deliveries than '24 -Lost crown as world's leading EV seller wapo.st/3LYTef1
As The Herd said in 2008, “history will damn him”
"Where It All Went Wrong: The Case Against John Howard" by @amyremeikis.bsky.social On the thirtieth anniversary of John Howard coming to power, a searing analysis of the untouchable prime minister: how the ‘great economic manager’ sold our future. 26Feb2026 #auspol #AusHistory #politics #BookSky
An image I would like for my work slack but which I have too much self-respect to generate with AI: sickos-yes.jpg but with Ferris the rust crab
Guy who went to mime school: that’s a video. That’s a picture. That’s an octet stream.
Amid all the arguments back and forth about if the government should ban twitter or not I think we’re leaving out one of the key details: they should ban twitter because I would personally find it very funny
Tragic: local man wants to solve technical problems at scale, realises that at scale they’re all ultimately social problems
Every once in a while I wonder about supply chains. Like what if we couldn’t make new (modern) computers for a decade or so? Or, idk, how are the medicines I take made - and where?
on the job market, if you've got any leads for mid-level software engineering roles (in Canberra or remote), let me know!
Were there problems with early VeggieTales? Sure. Do I still use the line "But I must go into the world and do noble things for the good of all" about once a week? Absolutely.
Well Americans, if you want to try any more successful Australian governance arrangements, might I suggest copying this 1977 referendum? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1977_Au...
1977 Australian referendum (Retirement of judges) - Wikipedia
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People are using AI to refactor code, which suggests a collapse in the great computer art of horrifying single-use regexes
Naww, you are very kind Kate! Also, yes, come work with us!
okay i was told to "hire more people like Daniel". So! Are you: - exceptionally nice (despite knowing C) - located in an inconvenient timezone - irritated by compilation times - bewilderingly productive. like how do you do it man, i don't understand. our production requirements are frankly hostile
Ok we finally use enough rust at work that compile times irk me
Come work at Fastly with Kate and me! It’s an opening on my team, and we do really cool stuff.
okay happy new year everybody, come and work near me. we have one (1) position open, it's not on my team, and it's five months later than i thought. but it's the best i got 😅 job description is here: www.fastly.com/about/jobs/a... if you DM me about it, i can answer stuff & make a referral for you