Christian Brown
@deepomega.bsky.social
too many socials on this media. what do I do with all these socials
texting my former barista who works at the silver lake coffee shop now to get the backstory
theatrical concept of Chekov's Goon, if a dude is jerking it in the first act he's still gonna be jerking it in the second
when her hair is flaxen, it's fantasy. when her hair is twinkling, it's sci fi
my brother in law the Catholic priest brought over his guitar and is just jamming on every Mountain Goats song he knows, which is a lot of them. he's even got the neck collar thing on
the pleasure of sharing something weird and strange in the groupchat and seeing it develop a life of its own. like releasing a sickly bird into the wild
if there's two suns it's sci fi. if there's two moons it's fantasy
HELLO BAAAABY THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING CAN I WHAT DO I WHATTTTT OH BABY YOU KNOW WHAT I LIIIIKE
starting to develop real old-head music opinions, like "D'Angelo's Voodoo Is The Single Greatest Musical Accomplishment In History"
there's a guy practicing lasso tricks on the street and I don't have the heart to tell him that cowboying is dead in california
SNAKE: No… Nut November? MASTER MILLER: Snake, have you heard of semen retention? Survivalists believe that it helps them retain vital amounts of testosterone and electrolytes. OTACON (clearly panicking): Doesn’t that seem unnecessarily cruel to ask those that may die at any moment to hold that in?
sandwich report: half a muffaletta from Mr Ed's Po Boy
the concept of French Dilbert. he doesn't work and his dog is fucking Mistressbert
I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.
8 year old has been getting into elaborate collateral swaps and tranching of lost teeth to get more money from the tooth fairy. this is a recession indicator
forgot that Police Story ends with Jackie Chan chest kicking an elderly man through a glass display case
clavicular roams asu like a ronin, his fame guaranteeing that at every crossroads a foid or moid will await to challenge him to mog
Boneless into kickflip to grind the balcony rail, transfer to right handrail and do a handstand special on the toilet, sticker plant to the left rail doing a grind special to maintain momentum upwards, sticker plant through the piss balcony and grind the urinal bank for a quick million point combo
cliche ass cat is literally playing with a ball of yarn right now. tell him to get new material
