If I was this useless, you would still have to torture me to get me to write this.

Morton Salt Girl is a merry fellow; Bright blue her label is and her shoes are yellow

Derek Faraci@whwoolhat.bsky.social · 2d ago

Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.

PSA: It's even worse. Craig not only operated a revenge porn website, but he also was engaging in racketeering by secretly running several shell companies that offered a paid service that would remove your revenge porn *from the revenge porn distro sites he owned*.

Roger (6’5”)@iamtherog.com · 2w ago

Does everyone here know that @craigbrittain.com, who is currently masquerading as an anti-MAGA warrior, was fined in 2016 for operating a revenge porn website? A *lot* of y’all follow him. ⚠️ Marked as unsafe. ⚠️ www.ftc.gov/news-events/...

It is unbelievable how badly Google has screwed up Gmail search. It used to be merely bad; now it’s catastrophic.

Isekai as a genre is exploding in popularity because it appeals to a universal desire to get hit by a truck rather than live in the 21st century.

40 YEAR OLD MEN OF MY DADS GENERATION EXPERIENCING EMOTION DISTRESS: ah... time to start a secret family across town 40 YEAR OLD MEN OF MY GENERATION EXPERIENCING EMOTION DISTRESS: i just need to get my pen situation figured out once and for all!

🚨 RENOVATIONS COMPLETE! 🚨 After 34 months, today I unveil the final form of the single largest creative project of my life. THE NAMCO MUSEUM MUSEUM: EVERY GAME, EVERY COLLECTION, EVERY PORT! I've meticulously studied & presented EVERY single instance of Namco's historic game collections, for you!

The Namco Museum Museum | Every Game, Every Collection, Every Port! [REVISED & EXPANDED!]

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The nontraditional casting in Nolan’s Odyssey completely ruins the movie. I just can’t fathom casting Matt Damon in the title role, rather than a Jack Russell terrier as per the source material

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I've always had good password security. In college I had my debit card number memorized for making 2002-era online purchases. I have used a very secure password manager for over a decade. My reward? A life of retrieving six-digit codes from my email and phone. Every day I suffer

I’m working on an article on John C. Dvorak, the king of computer magazine columnists—RIP—but in the interim, here he is from February 1984 on Macworld and computer magazines in general.

“I did this the hard way on purpose“ is my favorite genre of hardware posting

Ars Technica@arstechnica.com · 2w ago

The Z Fold 8 is wider than any of Samsung’s previous foldables, and shorter too, a size and shape somewhere between Samsung’s traditional Flip and Fold models. Read our hands-on impressions from @dompreston.com: www.theverge.com/tech/968663/...

im listening and im learning insider trading is bad encouraging the youth to lose billions a year gambling is still good

The Verge@theverge.com · 3w ago

Kalshi says it caught Trump’s teleprompter operator insider trading

[record scratch] yep, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I got into this mess. Well,

Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 3w ago

“1Password just announced 1Password for Claude, a new feature on its browser extension that lets Claude use your credentials, but blocks your private info from reaching the model, its memory or Anthropic's systems.”

This scam targets authors with LLM-generated personalized messages praising their work, which means this bookshop cat named Aeschylus has received an email about how great the Oreisteia is and how it should really be a bestseller

The Haunted Bookshop@thehauntedbookshop.com · 3w ago

I'M DYING OVER HERE 💀💀💀 THE CAT GOT AI SCAM EMAIL 🐈 Aeschylus, our orange tabby, got an obviously AI email about selling more copies of the Oresteia on A**zon

After seeing this post on my timeline several times I finally read it and it turns out everybody else was right, it’s extremely good

Ryan Moulton@moultano.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I spent the last month obsessed with finding colors that can't be displayed on a conventional screen. This is what I found. moultano.wordpress.com/2026/06/19/w...

I was feeling real bad and then i went for a 7 mile run in the heat and now I feel way better. feels illegal

If you are an elected official, your job is to represent reality as experienced by your constituents. If what you choose to say about a senator who spent decades advancing policies that harmed millions of people is, “he was great fun at picnics,”’ you have abdicated your responsibility as a leader.

[clears throat] in the forgotten realms and most d&d settings at least it’s the other way around. Sorcerers are born that way, so they have time to fuck around. Wizards spend their entire lives studying magic and don’t have bandwidth for anything else. in this essay, i

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 3w ago

I feel like a sorcerer is more powerful than a wizard but I’d respect the wizard more because he’d have more outside interests than a sorcerer

They put a button labeled "make me mad" in my enclosure and every time I press it I get poked with a pin. I thought there might be a monthly limit or something but so far it seems like you get unlimited presses

gotta say... a lot of you are failing to live by the number one rule of dog park

I think I’ve gone from being a single issue voter (all people are human beings) to adding a second plank to my party (real things are real)

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Cates Holderness@cates.bsky.social · 4w ago

fuck you

My governor evil My senators too My wife is French tho Allez les bleus

watching the quarterfinals on a delay and texting the group chat HOLY SHIT 65 minutes after everyone else

it's not actually an honor to end up on the cover of Viziers Monthly. it shows your machinations aren't subtle enough

My kids' hermit crab reappeared today after 48 days. Have we considered the possibility that Mitch McConnell is molting

The ICE murder of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo deserves the same fury as Renee Good and Alex Pretti