Deviant Newt

@deviantnewt.bsky.social

Not a catgirl or a catboy but definitely a cat-they, I'm a monsterlover and I have too many ideas for how lazy I am. MDNI/🔞 just because, 34 and French /neg

Every now and then someone takes a run at me along the lines of "I don't understand why you, a scifi writer, don't appreciate 'AI'," and I'm all, motherfucker, it's *because* I'm a science fiction writer I have the positions I have, how many times do we have to fucking yell "torment nexus," my dude

Et puis c'est vrai qu'on manque tellement de vraies lettres de poilus, inventons plutôt des sources imaginaires, apprendre à distinguer le faux de l'authentique, ça n'est pas du tout l'objectif de l'éducation. Franchement, on défonce des sommets d'absurdité.

ccailleaux.bsky.social@ccailleaux.bsky.social · 2d ago

Je constate que des collègues profs d'histoire-géographie ont décidé de demander à des IAgen grand public d'inventer des sources pour les faire étudier à leurs élèves. Dans l'exemple que je viens de voir, il s'agit d'une lettre de poilu... C'est vertigineux

me: *puts my embroidery next to me in bed to take a little nap* Dalek: *shuffles to lie down on it* me: *moves piece of fabric so she's not on it* Dalek: *shuffles again to put both front paws on it* me: "... you're an asshole, you know that?"

My mom, about something (very normal and inconsequential thing) I'm planning : "Won't you be scared?!" "I mean, I'm scared just leaving my apartment, fuck am I going to do, just never go outside?"

Did I buy a bunch of small plain lockets because I want to etch stuff on them and find fanart sketches of my blorbos to put inside? Yes. And yes I'm going to make one for Astarion first. Hell, I might even sketchify my Tav and put them both in the locket.

Je vais mourir de rire: dans le compte-rendu de consultation, ma neuro a écrit qu'elle a pas pu vérifier mes réflexes parce que impossible de me détendre. Je suis une personne vachement plus tendue que ce que je pensais, parce que je me sentais plutôt zen :')

Why is everyone now like "horror movies are booslop" "Shakespearian sonnets are poemslop" "food is just fuelslop." Literally just saw someone call Proust "longslop." Did the AI companies pay all these posters to make "slop" a random suffix so it wasn't associated with LLM outputs anymore?

I have unclogged and disinfected the sink, prepared my clothes and bag, I have my list of questions for my neurologist, Dalek is fed and watered, now all that's left to do is sleep. 🌕 👁️.👁️ 🐈

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just that bitch alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward

Bella Swan from the Twilight saga enters a classroom. She seems nervous.Bella looks up, and something across the room catches her eyeAlucard from hellsing is patiently sitting in class.

Il a osé le dire: "On devra replanter et rebâtir une forêt différente (...) face au changement climatique", souligne Macron depuis Bordeaux. Mais qui a encouragé les coupes rases et la plantation de résineux dans les forêts, majoritairement aux mains d'acteurs privés? On rêve...

Je sais pas si c'est une question de niveaux d'hormones, de déodorant, de régime alimentaire ou que sais-je parce que elle avait jamais fait ça qu'à mon ex, mais comater à moitié et se réveiller parce que y'a une langue râpeuse de chat sur ton aisselle est pas top DU TOUT.

Nobody wants predictive data models to stop working for the people in medicine. Or translating ancient Pompeii texts. Or the other ways we were already using it. We want it to stop replacing workers, killing the environment, and stealing from artists. Hope that clarifies.

@olalonde.bsky.social

AI cures cancer.

Bluesky: actualky the AI didn't really cure cancer. Just predicted the next most likely word in a loop until a solution to cancer was extruded

There's something really... dissonance-inducing? about France's situation. Because at least for now, I can still live on disability benefits, but it's a house of cards that is coming closer and closer to collapsing. Shit is bad but it's also so worse in other places.

Dulca 🪐🔭🦙🌈@dulcamarra.net · last wk.

Also Macron sent his most brutal police to fight firemen when they made marches to protest. They literally hit them to prevent them from protesting. They hit. Firemen. And now they're burying their heads in the sand, hoping that actual firemen, farmers and others fighting fires won't remember.

Also the government and assembly (including Le Pen's party ofc) voted against boosting firemen's budget TWICE. Gabriel Attal, that little shit stain (the "cute gay PM" according to foreigners) buried a project to buy more water bomber planes while he was PM so they could give the rich more money 🫠