Devilpants

@devilpants.bsky.social

any/yours, 40+ ☑ This user does not want to see or be seen by straight people. Not on twitter; I block all genAI Death to America profile pic by @planetremulon.bsky.social pay me $150 CDN to get unblocked ko-fi.com/devilpants

When he dies, don't let anyone hit you with some tired 'respect the dead' bullshit. We're gonna fireworks-over-Coruscant, Ewoks-playing-stormtrooper-helmets this shit until the wheels fall off

Bluesky oldheads will remember that brief period of time when the conservative trolls tried to storm the place and were flummoxed by the idea they would have to organically grow an audience and that someone who didn't want to talk to them could nuke every interaction they ever had from orbit

Hello I have made this due to a mutual having issues with some folks on here forgetting this fact and shouting at him for it. Feel free to use it as a handy PSA x

A crappy photoshop paint image with a red star on blue, in comic sans is the message 'some people on the internet aren't American'

it's so funny when a tenderqueer half my age with an Invader Zim tattoo using words they learned from their therapist gets all "you have to respect me when I'm in uniform" about being taken seriously as a discord mod and you can see the Cop Spirit spontaneously manifest in them

Not only do I not use ChatGPT, but I still don’t know how to get to it, I don’t want to know, and I have no interest in even learning. I consider this to be one of my better qualities even though it sounds extremely “I don’t even OWN a TV”

this woman didn't even invent wizards and magic like oh my god, pick up a different one from someone who isn't using millions to fund laws against actual people! how hard it could be, holy shit!!!!

I don't care if you pirate it, I don't care it's a part of your childhood, or whatever. the fact that trans people keep asking you to choose real human lives over a seriously mid story that was only good when you were a kid who didn't yet know better stories says a lot about you.

if you fuck with JKR and still consume Harry Potter garbage, I don't fuck with you so please do me a favour of taking yourself outside by unfollowing or blocking me

there's plenty of restaurants in this town, but the owner of the sandwich shop downtown hates me, says he's gonna kill me, and has a sign up on the wall saying that 5 cents out of every sandwich order will go towards buying bullets to shoot me with.

i know i'm preaching to the choir on this site of all sites, but i really think young queer people being active on twitter should be considered a form of self-harm in the same way that we generally understand 4chan is bad for you. because twitter is basically 4chan at this point

Anyone calling Kriselle "hetslop" should allow me to steal something out of their house. Just say you don't see nonbinary people as queer instead of beating around the bush you fucking sewage runoff. I swear everyday I see Deltarune fans say the most horrid shit in regards to Kris' gender.

I don't stan Fauci in any mawkish resistlib way but I do not blame him for not wanting to play along on television with a gaggle of conspiracy-addled degenerates who are objectively beneath him in terms of intellect, culture, and values