“average person knows 3 chords" is just statistical error. The average person knows 0 chords. Guitar Georg, who doesn’t want to make it cry or sing, knows all the chords and is an outlier and shouldn’t be counted.
Luke "The Nuke" Martin
@lukermartin.bsky.social
Once described as the Trent Crimm of South Georgia Tormenta FC. Proprietor of stormwatch912.blogspot.com . Published at protagonistsoccer.com. Willing to write elsewhere.
Big slate of Saturday USL League One matches as we're into the final few weeks of the season: Earlier Boise 1-0 Greenville Spuds jump into 4th by a point over One Knox 1/
So there was a red card at halftime against Boise in their game against Greenville? #USL1
How my weekend is going. Getting my 8-year started on the right path for his gaming future.
My recap of Southeast Bulloch's 28-14 loss to Harlem last night. (May require email or subscription to read.) www.statesboroherald.com/sports/bad-b...
Bad breaks help send SEB to defeat
BROOKLET - If a couple of breaks had gone a different way, Southeast Bulloch would likely have been celebrating a homecoming win on Friday night.
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All three of One Knoxville SC, Athletic Club Boise and Spokane Velocity FC could clinch their places in the #USL-1 Playoffs tonight, while the Charlotte Independence could claim a top four berth. Here are the scenarios you need to know. www.uslleagueone.com/news_article...
Union Omaha Moves to Verge of USL League One History | News & Notes
One Knoxville, AC Boise take aim at postseason berths; Sarasota's Rosa, Bolanos double up in assists in Portland
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The part where they text Jason Binetti to ask about the Liberty Bibberty Muppet is fantastic audio entertainment.
FanGraphs Baseball@fangraphs.com · yesterdayEffectively Wild Episode 2539: BAC in Action blogs.fangraphs.com/effectively-...
Best seats in the house for Southeast Bulloch High School hosting Harlem on a rainy night in South Georgia.
#RIP Mr. Belding newschannel9.com/news/local/c...
Chattanooga native Dennis Haskins, 'Saved by the Bell' principal, dies at 75
Chattanooga native and actor Dennis Haskins, best known as Principal Richard Belding on “Saved by the Bell,” has died at age 75, according to his friend and car
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Don't try to do math while at work kids. Save that for later.
Best seats in the house with my youngest for Georgia Southern women's soccer taking on Coastal Carolina.
Former Tormenta legend (and @kaylorhodges.bsky.social dark horse Golden Boot pick for 2025 in USL1.)
Nicholas Murray@njemurray.bsky.social · last wk.Yaniv Bazini scored his ninth goal of the season to lift Orange County SC to a late 1-0 win against Pittsburgh Riverhounds SC, breaking a seven-game winless streak for the hosts and boosting their #USL-C Playoffs hopes. Full Highlights -> youtu.be/kBzg_Ez6he0
Former Tormenta legend Mason Tunbridge (and one of the nicest guys you can hope to meet.)
Nicholas Murray@njemurray.bsky.social · last wk.Second for Miami, this time from Mason Tunbridge. Love the little feint and drag to his right that leaves the defender flat-footed and gets him into space. #USL-C
Flipping over to Spokane/Madison now that the Ga. Southern football game is over just in time to see phantom former Tormenta player Sean Lewis make a tremendous save to keep the game scoreless with 22 minutes remaining.
Look at this, just showing up on my phone before kickoff. Why can't USL1 let us have this?
Luke "The Nuke" Martin@lukermartin.bsky.social · last wk.New at #Stormwatch912: What's the Score? I write about keeping tabs on games when I can't watch and how USL1 seems to be the only league that doesn't allow for live updates on Google while matches are in progress. stormwatch912.blogspot.com/2026/09/what...
Found out that two girls I coached in U-10 soccer almost a decade ago were both crowned Homecoming Queen at their respective high schools last night.
Best seats in the house for Cross Country this morning. Still waiting to hear his official time, but my oldest set a personal best at his Cross Country meet this morning.
Best seats in the house for an interstate high school football game between Portal (Ga.) and Blackville-Hilda (SC) under a full moon on an absolutely beautiful night for a game. Coverage online tomorrow at StatesboroHerald.com.
New at #Stormwatch912: What's the Score? I write about keeping tabs on games when I can't watch and how USL1 seems to be the only league that doesn't allow for live updates on Google while matches are in progress. stormwatch912.blogspot.com/2026/09/what...
What's the score?
My phone home screen with a live update of the Atlanta game with Cincinnati It's a huge weekend in USL League One action as the playoff rac...
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I'm actually writing a new #Stormwatch912 blog post for tomorrow. (I'm choosing to believe you're all saying "LUUUUUUUKE!" and not "BOOOOOOO!")
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I'm not looking at the NYT top 100 TV thing but I am seeing a suspicious number of you with sitcoms/comedies listed not mention 30 Rock in your personal top 10s
Not to put too fine of a point on this, but it’s a good reminder that if you want local soccer coverage you need to actively support it.
Love that my personal brand on here is pantsless mascots and manager handsomeness.
Ranting Blue Penguin Media@rbpenguinmedia.bsky.social · 2w agoHey @lukermartin.bsky.social! Another pantless mascot!
The Flamingos clinch a spot in the playoffs!!!! 🙌
