Elizabeth
@lightlyredacted.bsky.social
I have kids and pets. I đź’™ baseball. In a toxic relationship with the Kansas City Royals since 1985. Wasting potential, dashing hopes, and a general disappointment since 1979. Always Antifascist. Punch Nazis.
Duffy would like to know why you're not celebrating him specifically for Back Cat Appreciation Day.
I'll never find someone willing to sleep in my gym's locker room just to be near me. Love is bullshit. Laura Loomer must be pissed at being replaced.
The White House is pissed after Senator Jon Ossoff questioned Trump’s relationship with his much younger aide. trib.al/NDDnUUP
As funny as it may be, I can’t unsee @theonion.com’s Andy Reid skin-to-skin post and I’m considering legal action.
Once more, with feeling: fuck hakeem jeffries
🚨NEW: Hakeem Jeffries declared his opposition to Medicare For All 72 hours after a Yale study shows it would save 100,000 lives & $1 trillion. Context: Jeffries raked in $391k from health PACs in 2026 & faced no primary pressure to hold the line on Dem priorities because a primary was blocked.
I lied. There’s no sex. Get dressed, we have to find the Ark of the Covenant
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life. Electric word, life; it means forever, and that's a mighty long time. But I'm here to tell you there's something else. The afterworld. A world of never-ending happiness. You can always see the sun, day or night.
What’s your favorite Bible verse? (Wrong answers only)
Finally, weather that won’t keep me from following them around the park and telling them to stop trying to pee on each other.
She ran a CrossFit gym, which is basically a swinger's club that produces orthopedic injuries
*cake doing play-by-play of a football game* hes torn his meniscus
They owe Eric B and Rakim an apology for even trying
For. The. People.
It Takes A Nation of Millions To Form A Subcommittee To Look Into The Possibility Of Determining The Feasibility Of Holding Us Back
For. The. People.
Making hash out of the other half of last night's potato as big as my head is an indication of the genius I won't be recognized for during my lifetime.
Describe your music taste with only three artists. No genres allowed! 1. Lauryn Hill 2. The Beatles 3. Soundgarden
Describe your music taste with only three artists. No genres allowed! 1. Sam Cooke 2. Chappell Roan 3. Radiohead
Why does every single thing have to be so fucking stupid?
“The Navy is considering a major redesign of its new aircraft carriers to better match President Trump’s preferred aesthetic for the warships … Trump’s preference, current and former officials said, is for the new aircraft carriers to look more like those that were in service during World War II.”
I’m not trying to hear about plagiarism from people who can’t get anything done without AI. You’re disqualified on this one. That plagiarism is bad is supposed to be a settled social belief. AI use muddies the whole thing.
In 2012, an Icelandic TV station aired The Sopranos subtitles during an episode of Teletubbies. I feel it's how the show was meant to be seen. www.vice.com/en/article/1...
THIS IS WHY WE DON'T LISTEN TO THE CENTRISTS. Alt text version:
Remember this image every time someone tells you that protesters are "hurting their cause." Those people are the red bars. In 40 years, we'll look back at them the same way.