Eize Basa
@eizebasa.baby
success hasn't changed me, i was always this terrible
LIFE HACK: If there’s a hotel in your town that has a self-pay laundry room, you never have to buy detergent or fabric softener ever again. Guests buy detergent to wash a single load of clothes then leave it behind because they can’t or won’t take it with them. Then you roll in and scoop it up.
The group chat I’m in with dudes I met on Something Awful are all shaken up by the video, if that tells you anything.
Eize Basa@eizebasa.baby · 11h agoDO NOT ignore the warnings about the Perez Hilton video. If you think it can't be that bad, take it from someone who’s been on the internet for 30 years and has seen some truly wretched stuff: it IS that bad, do NOT look it up, you WILL regret it.
DO NOT ignore the warnings about the Perez Hilton video. If you think it can't be that bad, take it from someone who’s been on the internet for 30 years and has seen some truly wretched stuff: it IS that bad, do NOT look it up, you WILL regret it.
Based on my past experiences in the restaurant industry I’m pretty sure this truck belongs to a coke dealer.
"And I want the Ghost of Christmas Past to look and dress exactly like John Huston." "What? Why?" "One day, there's going to be a Christmas Carol podcaster who also loves film noir, and it will confuse him to no end."
cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads "padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes" cop: not bad but it ain't going viral cop 2: posting isn't just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again
look not evreyone can be a hyperniche microinfluencer like you, hes gotta brag about something
Just overheard this in the hotel lobby and it killed me. GUY: [inexplicably bragging about how he doesn't need to use deodorant that often] A stick can last me like two years. WOMAN: [bored] Crazy. Are you taking the cap off?
No, it's all good. This kind of grotesque hyperrealism is actually my kink.
To all the lovely members of the furry community who followed me based on my userpic, I am so sorry this is how you found out.
Eize Basa@eizebasa.baby · 3d agoKinda bummed out. Nobody at Gen Con came to my Marina Abramović-style performance art piece THE RACCOON IS PRESENT. :(
Kinda bummed out. Nobody at Gen Con came to my Marina Abramović-style performance art piece THE RACCOON IS PRESENT. :(
Kinda bummed out. Nobody at Gen Con came to my Marina Abramović-style performance art piece THE RACCOON IS PRESENT. :(
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
Not the point but “weeks ago” is so oddly inserted into this blurb. There surely was a better place to work that in. Even better, just leave it out, “weeks ago” is effectively right now for a story like this, it’s not misleading to leave out it happened earlier in the summer vs a decade ago.
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 4d agoThree teenage boys printed directions for a hike on a trail in British Columbia, Canada that Google Maps estimated to be over five hours. In reality, their hike weeks ago lasted at least 12 hours and required the intervention of rescue crews, according to the Lions Bay Search and Rescue team.
I love it when boardgame podcasters are forced to play party games with their normie families and have to say things like “This is a terrible game, but it was a lot of fun.”
[running into my ex- and her new guy at the grocery store] “I’m dating someone new as well.” “What’s her name?” [looking around wildly] “uh…Kerrie Mayona.”
Buy Mass Effect The Board Game!@ithayla.bsky.social · 4d agothis was on sale at the supermarket. dee took one sniff and said 'that smells like europe to me' (it's a curry mayo)
You wouldn’t know her, she shops at a different grocery store.
🎉Excited to announce I've adapted Party House from UFO 50 into a physical card game! 🎉 Teaser trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHNF... Kickstarter prelaunch page (shared w/ a Baba is You game!): www.kickstarter.com/projects/bit... Brought to you by @bitewinggames.bsky.social More details soon! 🥳
Party House: The Deckbuilding Game — Teaser Trailer
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[running into my ex- and her new guy at the grocery store] “I’m dating someone new as well.” “What’s her name?” [looking around wildly] “uh…Kerrie Mayona.”
Buy Mass Effect The Board Game!@ithayla.bsky.social · 4d agothis was on sale at the supermarket. dee took one sniff and said 'that smells like europe to me' (it's a curry mayo)
the success of the new Spider-Man movie shows that audiences are not tired of superhero movies, they've just been waiting for the next big thing from the Madame Web cinematic universe
