Me laying back while a pretty puppy services my bone would fix me today
I am shouting from the rooftops to PLEASE go see Wildwood in theaters, if you have the ability to! Every single frame is a masterpiece. I don't know if I've ever been so in awe of an animated film So thankful to have been able to see it on the big screen, and support this passion project ❤️
The mutt brain needs to be bred until I'm so exhausted I can't muster the strength to whimper and whine anymore
Yote boys from WildWood live rent free in my mind They are my current obsession and I am totally okay with it! I need to do a CW: NSFW ish on this one but anyways. Yote army!
ON OCTOBER 3RD HE ASKED ME WHAT DAY IT WAS ITS OCTOBER 3RD STANS RISE UPPPPPP
this is an aspen! you can tell it's an aspen tree because of the way it is! 🍂 #FursuitFriday 📸: @blyze.bsky.social
Cum early? Switching to your strap-on is faster than reloading.
meant to do this a couple days ago, but it's never too late for nonsense Been too long since I've doodled Cantio ( @cmddog.com )
I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
"You wouldn't last 2 hours in my shoes!" Yeah? Well you wouldn't last a minute in my butt, bro.
Pspsps (I play FFXIV off and on. Mostly off since I’m a spooky donk)
when you pause after spotting oomf on your fyp 👀 (sketch for @alakaithecollie.bsky.social)
sniffin bandit heelers pits might be enough to add 10 years to my life
Hey puppy. Things have been rough lately, and I’ve spent enough time being miserable about it. So instead, I made a video about three things I do to help pull myself out of that headspace. Maybe you needed it too. 💛
So tired of being dehumanized (derogatory) at work, ready to be dehumanized (positive) at home.
Got this amazing piece from @campfiredonut.art's raffle! Thanks so much, he looks incredible! 🎨: @campfiredonut.art
by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
Might not be a hot firefighter, but you can put this one on your next calendar.
Today I would like to be full baby mode snuggling in my playpen napping and watching cartoons while getting pets and rubs plz fanks
Quick point of order. You are peeing yourself right now. I'm not saying you should pee yourself, it's a bit late for that. You already started. Good! Now, remember, you shouldn't be worried about where you are or what you're doing. you're only peeing yourself, that's normal.