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I can handle things. I’m smart — not like everybody says.
A bunch of people on my plane clapped when we landed but now we’re stuck waiting for a gate. I bet they all feel really stupid right now!
Happy Anniversary. It's a day on the dock, not a day off! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montgom...
Montgomery Riverfront brawl - Wikipedia
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You know I was expecting personal injury attorney levels of saturation when it came to AI billboard’s in SF but dear god it’s literally EVERY SINGLE BILLBOARD
i don't like to police genre, but it's not dark academia unless somebody gets squished in one of these bad boys
POLITICS FACT: bonita gooch is spanish for "the lovely gooch"
Bonita Gooch is the next representative for Kansas House District 84, unseating incumbent Ford Carr by a 70-30 margin
I know you are...but what am I?
Imagining the sad intern that had to go to the “turn your photos into a puzzle” kiosk at the mall to pick up this up
This just might be the most psychotic act of sexual harassment I’ve ever seen. Not the worst per se, or most menacing but in terms of sheer insanity it’s really up there.
New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Had Quinceañeras https://theonion.com/new-evidence-suggests-dinosaurs-had-quinceaneras/
Brought my boyfriend to see where I grew up and I’ve never seen him more depressed
TFW you’re consulting the oracle and it tells you you’re fucked
Oracle's $ORCL risk of default has soared to its highest level in history, surpassing the peak of the Global Financial Crisis 🚨 🚨
Don't you dare call it jelly, you fuckers, It has to be good with a name like...
My college boyfriend who was one of these is still one of these
can’t believe our current all-ages literacy crisis is making me a little nostalgic for the pretentious “we publish experimental poetry chapbooks and have strong opinions on Melville and the 1800s fur trade” Literature Boys of my college years in the late 2000s/early 2010s.
lately james carville looks like they made a movie where the grim reaper wants to be a human boy so he starts dressing like this and taking up skateboarding etc
"I am not going to be in the same party with Hasan Piker ... if he becomes a force in the Democratic Party, I am out of here," James Carville says on Fox this morning. Reminder: The Left Insurgency airs tonight on CNN at 8p ET.
the last line of patrick stewart's article
I don’t really want to get into this with people who feel this way, but i don’t think this is a good thing! We don’t need to behave this way! It’s not healthy to approach academic discourse as an exercise in harshness!
“Seinfeld said Palestine doesn't exist, which in my opinion, is the worst a former cast member of Seinfeld has ever said on stage.” Brutal.
In Silicon Valley and my phone is only getting LTE
ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.
this interview with Nolan from a Chinese outlet is the best i've heard on The Odyssey so far. really worth listening to. (lmao what is this link image?)
采访诺兰:你是西方文明黄昏时代的吟游诗人吗?
听《独树不成林》上小宇宙。 在一个插科打诨的时代,我想大声思考每一个严肃的人都会关心的问题。在一个价值序列混乱的时代,我好奇如何选择才能过完有意义的一生。在一个人与人、国与国充满敌意的时代,我试图用理智穿透扑朔迷离的政治乱象,触摸人性不变的底色。 这个播客叫做《独树不成林》,因为我只是一个单薄、偏颇的个体,我的视野必然被我的经历和视角局限,但我相信我的思想可以通过不断碰撞真理,发出一些嘹亮的回声...
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You have a month to write a 33 1/3 book about the album of your choice. Which record are you going to write about? (No previously covered albums allowed; new shit must come to light: see below.) (For all books in the series: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/33_1/3) (H/t @monostich.bsky.social
Winner's been declared but god dammit they're still trying
pleased to announce the Winner of Bluesky
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful