"Why shouldn't I be allowed to play in this pile of shit? Republicans are playing in their pile of shit! It's not fair to ask me to give up my pile!"
Grandmaster B-Hud
@yodacat.bsky.social
Resident of the South Coast. Harvard trained Amateur Breast Density Expert. Project Manager @NASA. PhD from MIT. Not a doctor. Practicing Lawyer. Licensed Rancher. Voted One of the Preferred Men Online.
And now it's time for everyone to take a breath, be cool, and vote blue no matter who, right? Still?
@irritatingly.gay final thoughts on Righteous Gemstones?
What if instead of Luigi Mangione it was Pol Pot? And replace "CEO" with "orphanage". Not so funny now, is it
As a resident of the South Coast, I envy our aquatic neighbors of the North Coast.
Paul F. Tompkins@pftompkins.bsky.social · 18h agoThe coastal elites of Michigan have spoken
Me and the wife are gonna vomit into buckets and weigh our stomach contents so we can finally settle who's more full and miserable
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣a family reunion once a month would save a shit load of TP.
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
They’re calling it the most theater kid story of all time
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterdayin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
@pseudonic.bsky.social did you just deliver my lunch?
talia jane@taliajane.bsky.social · yesterdayAnother person conducting ICE abductions in New Jersey has been identified: Mike Smith of Warrington, PA, described by Jersey Counterinfo as “41 years, is married, is a homeowner, has two children, and is a Disney Adult.” He evidently is a U.S. Marshal: jerseycounterinfo.noblogs.org/nj-ice-agent...
How long do you wash charcoal before you grill? I stop as soon as the dust is gone but it still doesn't burn right.
Running on to one of those 85mph Texas highways after getting laughed out existence for asking a 16 year old at Wal Mart to change the battery
Like all great writers, it's a time to pay tribute to the words they left us with
The National@scotnational.bsky.social · 2d agoBREAKING: Sunday Times and Sun columnist Rod Liddle has died aged 66 after a short illness
wow i can't believe that mitch mcconnell died tomorrow
My wife—just after we started dating—asked me once why my sink looked so nice. I told her I washed it with soap. She was amazed.
Big argument with my wife over the fact that you don't have to wash the sink. It's clean just by its nature! It's like cleaning a bar of soap!
Awww yeah. Here comes Ol Readiness Herself, lady liberty, always vigilant, especially when it comes to the Pacific Ocean around World War 2.
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 3d agoHegseth on Iran: ‘Fact. The @DeptofWar was ready to go — and remains ready — at levels not seen since World War 2. Locked and loaded’
If I were a European simpleton, I would simply realize it's not the 30th month of the year.
