Amber ๐Ÿ”†

@ambernymph.bsky.social

29 | She/It/We (NOT they) | Poly, plural | Professional nerd | Sort of a writer(?) | The baddest bitch to ever bitch badly Gunmetal Olympus brainrot haver; writing a book about it https://ko-fi.com/juksie

Captain Alcippe of the 32nd Division is genuinely a generationally defining example of *absolute aura* the likes of which I don't think I've encountered in a very long time. You should pre-order Rat in a Corner so you too can understand why I was yelling "SHE'S SO COOL!!!" at least once a chapter.

Amber ๐Ÿ”†@ambernymph.bsky.social ยท 3h ago

I'm counting this as my first review (yes ae read 140k words in like 3 days)

An understated great moment in PE in my imo is during the final conflict when Hades regains contact with Persephone and is just like "there you are," no freaking out, no wave of relief, she knew and trusted that she was ok

my hottest star wars take is that yodas, as a species, shouldn't just all look like that their entire lives. prequel yoda should've been a hot beefcake space elf or at least some kind of slutty-waisted muppet twink and it should've made people UNCOMFORTABLE.

I'm realising the fact that since Nona has five billion missions going to Dire Marsh Bio-Research that means there's always some cunt in that room looking to synthesise a SIMbiont, or just camping it to kill someone else (me) who does

in the united states getting a woman to dress up as princess peach and step on you like you're grapes and she's making wine has been outlawed. with an exception for one night a year