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Film/TV/Comics/Gaming. Nyan-Binary Opinions my own and my cat’s. https://www.ryanfitzmartin.com/ https://www.macabredaily.com/
Sarah Jeong is still the greatest livetweeter to ever do it. The way she narrates events and what she chooses to focus on is terrific storytelling, she's codified a new literary medium.
lol my flight got diverted because of a medical emergency and they landed us in reykjavik in the middle of the night and deplaned us and sent us through passport control and then the crew vanished and then british airways sent us links to book an overnight hotel room but for a hotel at heathrow
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
“Choosin’ Texas” by Ella Langley officially surpasses “All I Want For Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey as the longest-running #1 hit in history (23 weeks).
neither pro-Stancil nor anti-Stancil, but a secret pro-third thing (going outside)
Once again: the "concerned parents of a transed child" is an abuser rights movement
A couple went on a Fox News podcast and claimed the state of #Massachusetts took away their teen because they won't help the teen transition. But it's actually because the father was charged with beating and threatening to kill the teen and the mother was charged with witness intimidation.
"My favorite moments in any Resident Evil game are always when I’ve got low ammo, low health, and a very high heart rate" - Read my essay on how Zach Cregger completely nailed the essence of #ResidentEvil over at @macabredaily.bsky.social www.macabredaily.com/articles/wha...
What Exactly Makes "RESIDENT EVIL" (2026) Resident Evil? Zach Cregger Has It All Figured Out (RANT) — Macabre Daily
So what do you really and truly need to make a “Resident Evil” game? A lab, some sort of virus (even the werewolves and vampires come from a virus), and someone with a gun having a very bad day. What ...
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remember when Biden replied to some right-wing bait question about how many genders there are with, "at least three. don't play games with me, kid." and then got elected president? that was their last winning strategy. dems: "you're a dipshit. fuck off" was your last winning strategy.
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽♀️
Finally, Letterboxd acknowledges that The Godfather and The Strangers Chapter 3 are equally good films
Sliced Bread is pretty good tbh. Trains are pretty neat. I like trains.
Ehhh, not enough of this conversation is being had amongst non-white New Yorkers in gentrifying hoods Internal transfers (transplants) are now more likely to be white and affluent than previous waves and that has been consciously sought by earlier admins and warped the responses in the convo
I truly don’t understand this “transplant” nonsense. The whole THING about NYC is that ppl come here from other places to mutate into New Yorkers! TO SEE IF THEY CAN BE KING OF THE HILL, TOP OF THE HEAP! Imho a rando who moved here a year ago is the MOST NY person. Welcome Ohio rando, have a bagel
"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."
Incredibly disappointing ad from Mary Peltola (D-AK) saying she neither supports "kids getting surgeries to change genders or men in girls bathrooms." Yes, flipping the Senate is essential and can stop bad laws and bad judges from happening, but she can do it without my support from the lower 48.
"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard!
"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."
my only issue with transplants is when they try to make NYC more like the suburbs they came from instead of falling in love with public transportation and selling their cars.
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
Me a fall person: Pulls hoodie over head and smiles: Beware the time of cold, death darkness is upon us. Winter is coming.
You, a fall person: Ohmygosh I love fall!! Pumpkins! Cozy sweaters! Hot tea and cider! Pumpkins! Pumpkin Spice Lattes! The changing colors of leaves!!!! Me, a spring and summer person: :: pulls hoddie tight over head :: beware: the time of darkness, cold, decay, and death is nigh
Princess Peach as a character is neurotypical-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.
"So what do you really and truly need to make a “Resident Evil” game? A lab, some sort of virus and someone with a gun having a very bad day." Read my essay on how perfectly Zach Cregger captured the essence of #ResidentEvil over on @macabredaily.bsky.social www.macabredaily.com/articles/wha...
What Exactly Makes "RESIDENT EVIL" (2026) Resident Evil? Zach Cregger Has It All Figured Out (RANT) — Macabre Daily
So what do you really and truly need to make a “Resident Evil” game? A lab, some sort of virus (even the werewolves and vampires come from a virus), and someone with a gun having a very bad day. What ...
macabredaily.com
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
Who will show more commitment to, and solidarity in support of, First Amendment values: members of the White House Correspondents Association, or opening acts for Ed Sheeran?
President Donald Trump, in a clear violation of the First Amendment of the U.S. Constitution, says he is banning MSNOW, CNN and Politico from the White House.
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
This is bad and should be called out. I push back against accusing everyone that breathes for wanting to throw us under the bus, so it is credible when we call it out when it unambiguously occurs. This is an unambiguous occurrence.
Marcy Kaptur is the incumbent with a 5 point polling lead so I must assume she put out this ad because this is what she believes.
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
Did you ever meet Bob Kraft?
tfw you're so unpopular that people are disgusted by your attempt to bribe them
Looks like the social embargo for #ResidentEvil has lifted, so I can say is the most scared I've been by a movie in years. I was pressed into the back of my seat for ninety straight minutes. Easily the best video game movie ever made. Zach Cregger cements himself as a master horror director.