SAD NIGHT CRIMES

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I made this digital collage for Fernandina Meth-Gators #6, which I put out last September. It's funny that I have been thinking about the ideas that inspired this collage again now that September has rolled around once more.

this is a digital collage on a lavender background. there are pirate coins, shark's teeth, a small key similar to the type that would come with a diary or child's lock box, smarties candies, marbles, a plastic barrette in the shape of a butterfly, a pink ribbon, gummi bears, starburst wrappers, a Brownie Girl Scout patch, a fountain pen, and two 1980s stickers, one with spaghetti and meatballs that say "Super Stuff!" and one with a Cabbage Patch Kid that says "Cutie-Pie". These are in various places in the collage, layered over a paper bag from Publix supermarkets that reads, "Here are some tips in the event a hurricane approaches", a handkerchief, a photograph of a woman walking a baby alligator on a leash, and a crumpled up piece of notebook paper that reads "...the store to pick...-stay home and...door locked - do not ...come over. Love, Mom."

I love Uncanny X-Men Annual #17. Great story, Storm treats Warren and Bobby like the morons they are, the art team of Jason Pearson and Mark Farmer are amazing. I love this art

as bad as this may be for my future career...the last time i was on instagram i got nothing but non stop ads for either the literal IDF or ways i could support them...so i will not be participating in no fucking instagram

I am not an illustrator. At all. But last night I realized that there has to be a CIA internal newspaper and it must have a comic strip. I decided it was called "CIA FUNNIES" so I made this.

poorly drawn ballpoint on paper. 4 panel comic Equal sized panels. First up, a bald man with a CIA coffee cup says "Alright, Agent. What did we learn from this little "misadventure." NEXT PANEL: Then a square-jawed agent in glasses says "Well, sir, we learned that the tiny man in your coffee cup is extremely dangerous." 
Third panel. Bald man says "Oh? Well... shit. I just gave him a little gun. Thought it was "cute." out of view there is a "SIR?" bubble. 
Last panel: Cut to ourside, a generic office building, a tiny man with an "!" over his head in outline as a "BANG" SFX bubble appears in a window. Above it is a label: CIA "FUNNIES"

Sometimes you need to boldly reinterpret the classics to meet the modern audiences. The last time this necessary exercise was performed on this tiresome Brontë tome it was a bold semaphore version, but even that was a half century past. Now it's time for its 2026 equivalent

An image that reads Wuthering Heights: A XXX Parody

(yes, this is real.)

Below the Brunswick Line, named for Brunswick Georgia, the magnetic orientation of the rocks are the same as Northern Africa and above the line, they are not.

Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.

A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.