PIZZA HISTORIAN WATCHING “MYSTIC PIZZA”: I don’t even know where to begin. I would be ashamed to serve these pizzas.

I'm going to start a novel niche of quackery. So I can get a government job one day. I'm torn between "kimchi enemas" and "jerking off won't make you gay if you do it with my magic light shining on your dick."

Time for some old photos of Abandoned Shoes

One of my favorite things at museums is finding the pineal eye in the skulls of fossils. Once you start looking for them, they are everywhere.

Kelsey Jenkins, PhD@reptiliferous.bsky.social · 10h ago

New research out today! Some animals have three eyes?! This eye isn't for "seeing" per se, but it's connected to a part of the brain responsible for regulating body temperature. So if you see a lizard basking out in the sun to get warm, oftentimes this eye plays a central role. But there's more...

Coastal volunteers spent eight days collecting trash from beaches along the Gulf Coast that artists used as materials for creating tactile artworks displayed at the Mississippi Aquarium in Gulfport that convey the dangers of pollution to oceanic environments. buff.ly/wFWA28J

Gulf Coast ‘Toxic Beauty’ Exhibit Turns Pollution Into Message About Environmental Harm

Artworks created from trash collecting along Gulf Coast beaches comprise the “Toxic Beauty” exhibit, on display at the Mississippi Aquarium in Gulfport.

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Decision makers in federal, state, and local governments, along with the people charged with shepherding your retirement funds, cannot stop giving this guy as much money as they possibly can.

George Pearkes@peark.es · yesterday

Elon is talking about using robots to build a mass accelerator on the moon in support of an economy 1000x to 1 million times the current earth economy. It's a bad sci fi novel not an earnings call.

I started thinking about this broadly true statement in terms of location. In 1986 the Sunflower in Pickens had a nice selection. It's gone now and there was no replacement. But go to Jackson now and you can get what you'd have to go to New Orleans or Memphis for in 86.

Constantine@ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 22h ago

Food, man. Food is so much better than it was in 1986. All of it. Poor-people food, restaurant food, fresh food, frozen food. Food is just a hell of a lot better.

One of the lesser known circumstances of the FBI’s search is, in the course of looking for Chaney, Goodman, and Schwerner, the FBI found eight other bodies of missing persons.

Scott Colom@scolom.bsky.social · 23h ago

Sixty-two years ago today, the FBI uncovered the bodies of James Chaney, Andrew Goodman & Michael Schwerner in Neshoba County. We honor their courage by refusing to take that freedom for granted & recognizing our responsibility to protect our right to vote & ensure every voice is heard.

lmfaooooo fuck 💀 (iykyk)

Oh my god I think I found the video.

CSketch@csketch.bsky.social · yesterday

Skin cancer screening results:

Come on, Cleveland. Stay real to the city! That mermaid should be broad shouldered, full-figured, and wearing a pierogi bikini top.

Thomas Costello@thomascostello.bsky.social · yesterday

The entire suite of Cleveland Sirens logos.

Everyone's misinterpreting my headline...by "Subaru Socialists" what I really meant was that all Subaru models have the same 2.5L 4-cylinder horizontally opposed engine, and by "The Great Disappointed" I meant those who bought the underpowered Subaru Ascent with a CVT transmission

Dan O’Sullivan@osullyville.bsky.social · yesterday

Nope, nice try. Not doing this to myself. You'll have to kill my ass

honestly, mostly watching because of this man's hat

The Great Mississippi Tea Company 🏳️‍🌈@greatmsteacompany.bsky.social · yesterday

Pruning the tea plants is key to a good harvest. It encourages new growth and keeps the plants at a harvestable level. #USAtea

All I'm saying is, I could have sworn we had at least one Tuesday yesterday.

tell you what, one time I was deep astral projecting and wound up in some corporate elf office, fuckin' Björk was there in the breakroom, smokin a cigarette after beatin up some oscillating orb of rainbow emotions. Scared the shit out of me. Never went back to that plane.

@pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 2d ago

Björk in 1996, by Takashi Homma

the local news will just let you call yourself anything you want

Obviously any Tangerine Dream soundtrack is going to rule, but I'm currently loving the one for The Park Is Mine (1985), the perfect cool techno soundtrack for a VHS thriller about Tommy Lee Jones, Vietnam Vet taking over Central Park. But goddamn what a soundtrack. I gotta see this.

Even at our Big Age my wife will have one (1) alcoholic beverage and be like "TIME FOR PHYSICAL ACTIVITY (dancing, exercise, [REDACTED]" whereas I have one and it's time to SIT. Maybe even LAY DOWN.

Is he strong? Listen chum: he's got radioactive cum It's always a good day when I get to reuse this joke

Notorious RBMK@comraderobot.bsky.social · 2d ago

no

"Hey do you want to hear what the CEO of..." No.

Join our team! The UW–Madison Aquatic Sciences Center, which administers both Wisconsin Sea Grant and the Water Resources Institute, is hiring an Associate Director for Outreach and Engagement. https://jobs.wisc.edu/jobs/associate-director-for-outreach-and-engagement-madison-wisconsin-united-states

So. I don't know much about bsky technology or content moderation so I have given this site the benefit of the doubt sometimes. But I *DO* know something about corporate communication and JESUS FUCK THEY'RE BAD AT IT. This is Elon Musk style shitheel speech. I can only imagine the rest is shit, too.

The Verge@theverge.com · 2d ago

Bluesky's new CEO Toni Schneider on the platform's reputation for being a liberal bubble: "Yes, we definitely want that to change. It is already changing. It certainly wasn’t designed to attract one specific group of people."

delicious soup

Welcome to my office.

"Raise your hand if you hooked up with a Jackson Bandit and/or someone in their back office" would take out a large cohort of 35-50 year olds in the metro area

Pearl River Flow@pearlriverflow.com · 9mo ago

Just remembering the absolute chaos caused when Bernie Ebbers moved a Maryland hockey team to Jackson Mississippi where there was a bit of a culture and climate clash situation, to say the least. RIP Jackson Bandits. Four wild years. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackson...

There's Star Trek takes?!