Forrest

@forrestjphillips.com

The twisted mind behind Fluval & Phoney. Co-creator @radiofreemultiverse.com. Producer, #MaryPaintingParty. Formerly at #PlanetScum.

1. Scooby-Doo can doo doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter 2. Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos 3. …and one of the babies looked at me 4. It’s a perfectly cromulent word. 5. Batman’s a scientist

Mike Ryan@mikeryan.bsky.social · 5d ago

The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head 1. I think he’s talking to you 2. I wouldn’t want to be Mr. T right now 3. Can I come too 4. My cans. My precious antique cans. 5. Time to take out the trash

"AI is inevitable!" oh sorry big dawg but actually nothing is inevitable as reality is fundamentally contingent and humans are capable of organizing in truly creative and novel ways to create new futures we can't even imagine now, so i'm going to have to disagree.

they put up a dada center just outside of town and life has been unbearable ever since. thing looks like a fucking fish

there is no such thing as "age verification." All "age verification" is actually "identity verification." You can coat it in glitter and "privacy-preserving" wrapping paper. But in the end, mandating age verification means mandating surveillance be built into software and hardware. Period.