When I got clean bills of health about my heart and about my guts they said “keep doing what you’re doing” and I know what they meant but it’s bad advice
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terrorizing our local commander game while giving zero dollars to Hasbro... outside of not playing MTG, you can't beat it
drewtoothpaste@drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · last wk.just printed 100 bootleg Hare Apparent cards so me and my kid can play in the same commander pod with two hare apparent decks at the same time
instead of using porta potties, construction crews should just build the toilets first. also then they’ll be motivated to get the walls started
writing by AI proponents has the same disordered quality of online journals written by the desperately ill, with the caveat that the ill often seem like good people befallen by misfortune, and not craven maniacs who stole a cursed glowing object from a cave, refusing to put it back, as it ruins them
start paying artists you fucks!!!! the potential of you reaching nirvana depends on it!
Take the Brazilians' advice, please don't quote or amplify horrible people, amplify voices on the side of sanity and progress
📈 Trending 1. Fun Halloween Decorating 2. Tech CEO Pulls Legs Off Of Mouse 3. Viral "Who Me?" Baby Gets Laughs, Imitators 4. Drone Executions Continue 5. Pumpkin Carving of "Who Me?" Baby goes Viral
As parents we have choices: 1) get to know our kids, as people, over time, by spending time with them. 2) ask an overhyped computer program to describe them for us, then - gotta go, off to another marketing meeting! SILICON VALLEY PARENTS know that 2 is what EPIC WINNERS do.
David Gura@davidgura.bsky.social · 2d agocool, cool
Creatures from beyond the veil love to be like “I hunger.” We all hunger! That’s not unique to you!
automated license plate readers (e.g. Flock) will be illegal in Vermont on July 1, 2027. states can outlaw them even if pigs and business owners don't like that! vtdigger.org/2026/10/24/m...
Manchester weighs Flock camera alternatives ahead of Vermont ban on automated license plate readers - VTDigger
Town officials are looking for the "fine line" between public safety, privacy and community trust.
vtdigger.org
entrepreneurship is when i make money, grifting is when someone else makes money
i haven't seen the "What Fucking Kind Of Fruit Is This?" guy around in a long time... hope he's still confused about fruit... hope his friend is still helping him identify fruit in this lonely world
a beaver took down one of my trees and then discovered he was not strong enough to pull a one foot diameter tree down to the pond. i can't get mad because this is exactly what happened when i grew a 360 pound pumpkin
"jinx" is a concept created by Big Soda to create complicated networks of Cola Debt
trying to distract my kid from seeing trending topics online until the one about outlawing chores has left the news cycle
The first Gen AI ad I saw that showed a use case scenario was a person had to read a screenplay and then didn't, so they trick the person they're meant to do this for into thinking they did. The entire purpose of this technology is to trick people and it turns out no one likes being tricked.
KetAnthropic JoshAI@ketanjoshi.co · 6d agoThe first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...
yahoo mail you are getting a little big for your britches
Seen inscribed upon a buckler: "I was levied into this army before the king turned from lawful evil to neutral evil."