Sara Cannon
@saracannon.bsky.social
Austin, Texas’s foremost Quinn Ewers & Carrie Bradshaw apologist
I am accepting DMs from suitors but only very specifically ones like this
They are showing a sport at the bar that is called the pillow fight championship
found him on Instagram and he is super cool and like an alt musician guitarist guy. Hey chief how do you like normie girls who embarrassingly really liked Gracie Abram’s new album and have opinions about what Sark needs to do to get Texas’s offense good again.
Sara Cannon@saracannon.bsky.social · last wk.My bartender crush showed up before the bar closed and sat right behind me on an empty patio. We both just continued reading and didn’t speak. Continuing to move in ways you can’t even fathom.
My bartender crush showed up before the bar closed and sat right behind me on an empty patio. We both just continued reading and didn’t speak. Continuing to move in ways you can’t even fathom.
I had a dream last night I went on hot ones and I made it all the way to the end unbothered and clearing the wings
MAMMAL BULLYING A REPTILE: Nice body temperature dude. Did the sun pick it out for you
Since it’s August now it’s officially not too late for me to begin doing this dating strategy I read about in a terrible romance book where the protagonist took one new guy to every Chicago Bears home game
he looks like John turturro in o brother where art thou
Jessica Smetana@jessicasmetana.bsky.social · 3w agoI can’t look away
woman in a male dominated field (letting the boys plan the fall tailgate, will probably show up too late to help much but carrying a bag of ice)
Was just talking with a friend about how jeans, a red checked button down shirt and a newspaper from that day is an easy dead Mitch McConnell Halloween costume and now she sends me this:
"Ring-chasing" is such a funny thing to accuse athletes of. If you have any players on your team who aren't chasing rings you should probably get rid of them
Being a young hoe is actually all about doing dumb stuff on a Monday just because you can, like going to the HOA pool and then eating a box of macaroni and cheese at 9 pm
Have we talked about how Josh Heupel looks like Shane Gillis
>Dad gave me a TV a few months ago that he and my mom were getting rid of >Dad finally in town, mounted TV last night on existing mount in wall >Dad unsatisfied with previous mount job, came back today to redo entire thing >new to me TV broke >Dad bought me a brand new TV
Hey has anyone ever successfully figured out how to Care Less about their job or work
Could Excel be conscious? We surveyed more than Jan 1 1900 people to find out.
Texas is our coolest state, and also our most evil, and it’s not gonna let you just pick one of those
Me, a casual soccer liker, in the 97th minute: Arrest all FIFA referees and bomb Argentina
Am I to understand this is the Miami - Texas A&M playoff game of World Cup finales
Them lined up holding their nuts will never not be funny
I'm watching in germany. The German commentators kept quiet for nearly the whole thing until suddenly the shot widened and we just hear with a German accent, "Oh, Miss Piggy"
