watched a full extra-inning baseball game and i'm still tucked into bed before 10pm. the west coast is God's Paradise on Earth

“FINAL/12” should really be “FINALLY/12” #WorldSeries ⚾️

From coast to coast across this great nation, you're hearing it more and more: "we love a world series that's over fast!" , sports fans exclaim. "Less baseball, hooray!" they squeal.

Now pinch running for Tampa Bay, Flávio Bolsonaro.

one sturgeon🎙️🎶 one stoat🎙️🎶 and one steer🎙️🎶

When you learn that St Bartholomew who was skinned alive, is the patron saint of leatherworkers, you can’t say the Catholics don’t have a sense of humor

Happy Halloween, here’s John Astin dressed as Gomez Addams holding 7 pumpkins (idk if these are white pumpkins or the black & white medium makes them appear that way)

when you erect a Wicker Man on your front lawn for Halloween, the neighborhood knows you’re not to be fucked with

The Specter of Communism BOO

tfw you’re just sitting in repose, taking in a lovely moment, with no concept of the hell to come

When I say I love Cheesecake Factory, I mean this cat who was found malnourished and wandering through a Bay Area mall parking lot. Cheesecake Factory has since been rescued and nursed back to health. He's now healthy, vaxxed, & sweet, but still needs a loving home www.petfinder.com/cat/cheeseca...

Dems could literally make the entire four years just hearing after hearing and handing out punishment after punishment, sic the DOJ on the current administration and go after ICE. They'd all get re-elected forever. Stop the Iran war immediately. Americans love people getting what's coming to them

happy i cancelled and switched to ATK a few years back fuck the NYT

soleil ho@soleilho.com · 9h ago

this is a real bummer. and according to their senior editor (in the comments), you can't turn it off www.nytimes.com/2026/10/23/i...

I keep saying there will be no justice with the current democratic leadership and shit like this is why

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 7h ago

Kamala Harris: I think that going in the direction of impeachment is not a good idea. I was in the Senate for the last go-round, and the votes aren’t there. I think after the election, we all have to just also agree that our attitude has to be to get stuff done…

my new roommate, flavio bolsonaro, has apparently been going through a difficult time lately and didn't notice that I'm charging him 75% of total rent to sublet a room

I love how this is going to piss everyone off.

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 7h ago

Kamala Harris: I think that going in the direction of impeachment is not a good idea. I was in the Senate for the last go-round, and the votes aren’t there. I think after the election, we all have to just also agree that our attitude has to be to get stuff done…

Triumph of the Small Account

Like 12 hours before he turns up in an Airbnb in Orlando.

Jenny Cohn@jennycohn.bsky.social · 13h ago

“The Brazilian newspaper Folha de S Paulo reported that allies in the Bolsonaro family’s inner circle had been told that he had indeed left for Argentina and intended to travel from there to the US.”

This is that noisy time of year in Portland when yard care crews insist on using leaf blowers for wet leaves 😩

hey 1961 go home you're drunk

AiredOnTVToday@airedontvtoday.bsky.social · yesterday

65 years ago on October 27, 1961, TV show '77 Sunset Strip' aired episode "The Unremembered"

And now Spike Lee is caping for Meta & their pervert glasses First the Cybertruck Then a few weeks ago Polymarket Now Meta Is there ANY billionaire Spike won’t suck up to?! Disgusting

Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀@sarahkite.bsky.social · last mo.

Jesus the new Polymarket commercial is so fucking depressing. I can see Spike Lee selling out (remember when he made a big deal about getting a cybertruck?), and ok sure, LeBron is in on it too. But John Leguizamo?!! 😭🤬 NO GODDAMMIT 😤

when you seek the guru on the night of the full moon and their staff hoists them up to deliver your prophecy

Thanks for the laughs, Eric Bauza.

For Eric Bauza

And now Spike Lee is caping for Meta & their pervert glasses First the Cybertruck Then a few weeks ago Polymarket Now Meta Is there ANY billionaire Spike won’t suck up to?! Disgusting

Spooky Femme Peter Lorre 🙀@sarahkite.bsky.social · last mo.

Jesus the new Polymarket commercial is so fucking depressing. I can see Spike Lee selling out (remember when he made a big deal about getting a cybertruck?), and ok sure, LeBron is in on it too. But John Leguizamo?!! 😭🤬 NO GODDAMMIT 😤

people seem to be treating this like this is not the most obvious shitpost to ever shitpost?

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RT @catholicpat: Today we are launching https://cluny.ai For 14.99/m you can have up to 100 AI agents interceding for you

I spoke to the mom of the 3-year-old soccer star who was left "thinking he did something wrong" after a league official called police "due to a disturbance between parents" The youth sports league said they launched a review and reached out to the family

Viral 3-Year-Old Soccer Star ‘Traumatized’ After Police Were Called In The Middle Of The Game

“They called the police on a 3-year-old because he’s too good,” Nevada’s father, Don, can be heard saying in the video.

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cis man coming into my replies to blame us for why cis people refuse to treat trans people with human dignity we didn't create this problem, cis people did. it is your responsibility to fix it.

It's National Lie Down For A Bit Day