The Mariners were doomed when Cal didn’t shake Randy’s hand
Infield Fly Girl
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Baseball. Béisbol. 棒球。野球。야구. High Priestess of the Cult of Kosuke Fukudome. Throws right, votes left. Dungeon Master.
Brb printing these up for the entire Mariners organization
Balita Ortega is going to be such a solid Remember That Guy in ten years or so
Meghan Montemurro@mmontemurro.bsky.social · 4d agoCubs with 3-homer games in the last 10 years: Alex Bregman, tonight Dansby Swanson, July 1 Michael Busch, July 4, 2025 Rafael Ortega, Aug. 1, 2021 Kris Bryant, May 17, 2019 Kris Bryant, June 27, 2016
I wish we as a society could collectively realize it's weird as hell to stalk people in parking lots, follow them to their cars, and stare and honk at them to hurry up and give them your parking space. I'm still going to sit here and scroll on my phone for 10 minutes to decompress, die mad about it
Screeching "I LOVE JOSH NAYLOR'S BRAIN" in a Costco bakery aisle like a crazy person
Honestly dumb as hell to have a whole TV channel for the Mariners and not put the special Mariners event on the fucking channel
🚨⚠️important information⚠️🚨 JIMOTHY CAKE. Check your local Town & Country Market! These were at Central Market in Mill Creek!
Big news out of #WPBL postgame tonight: Queens manager Eric Young Jr. told me his starting pitcher Friday night will be Ayami Sato. So the matchup between Sato and the firepower of Kelsie Whitmore's San Francisco Firebells is almost here.
Asking some dude in his late 30s if he wants to uproot his entire family and work an extra month
Old Captain America: No I Don't Think I Will!
Alt: Old Captain America: No I Don't Think I Will!
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Roger Cormier@themetsnewsletter.com · 2w agoThe Rangers approached Jacob deGrom about waiving his no-trade clause, but he told the team he wanted to remain with the club, per Ken Rosenthal and Will Sammon
Anyone else having a PTSD* flashback to a certain baseball announcer who was obsessed with how names spelled backwards would be pronounced? *Past Tedious Sportscaster Dumbness
Chicago Tribune Sports@chicagosports.bsky.social · 2w agoMLB trade deadline: Chicago White Sox acquire reliever Huascar Brazobán from New York Mets
Reminding my friends with all the love in my heart that nothing today is real until Jeff Passan says it
A take on AI for research that may be obvious: If you are doing something that has not been done before, it's never going to figure that out.
Looking forward to Taylor Ward proving to me that something good can come out of Dayton, Ohio despite decades of evidence to the contrary
I don't go here (baseball, mostly, don't have a rooting interest), but I do go here (supporting workers, giving owners with middle fingers).
Infield Fly Girl@infieldflygrl.online · 2w agoRemember, MLB wants you to be mad at the Dodgers for getting all the good players so you'll support a lockout and a salary cap that only benefits the owners of clubs that didn't want to pay the money YOU spend on baseball for players to play on YOUR team
The owners have colluded before and experienced almost no adverse consequences, there's absolutely no reason to believe they're not doing it now
Sadly Rutschman@flannelgoddess.bsky.social · 2w agoNot to be a conspiracy theorist but there’s part of me that thinks the owners are colluding to give the Dodgers what they want so that they can force a salary cap
Chris Illitch is a cheap bastard and wasn't going to pay Skubal. The problem is Chris Illitch.
You're 5.5 games back in a winnable division and 2.5 games out of a wildcard spot. You want to talk about salary caps, I want to talk about choosing the balance sheet over the playoff race.
But the prospects could be anything!! They could be a Tarik Skubal!!
kat, ghost of helenruthsghost@chaoskat.bsky.social · 2w ago“But we can get prospects” stfu
Finally, all my “Tigers are the real villains” folks are awake and posting