GERALT: Hhh. Seven Monster cans. Empty. And a diet Dr Pepper. If you're lucky, you've got a pack of small gamers. VILLAGE HEADSMAN: And...and if we're not lucky? GERALT: One really big one.

Screamer Jim@screamerjim.bsky.social · 2y ago

*finger to the air* a turn up god stood here

beautiful women named cvs pharmacy keep texting me

dwarf fortress bugs@dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 4d ago

[0004264] Newborn babies have beards, worship gods, and have favorite foods

Hey, critters. The media's interested in furries again. As someone who's been in the fandom for well over two decades and has worked as a journalist, here's a quick guide to Dealing With The Press: If a journalist approaches you, SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUC

Okay, after all the new cycles about GTA6 I've been trying to avoid commenting on, I've watched the latest trailers and I kinda feel I have to say something, so I've been collecting some thoughts while out walking about the state of gaming generally. This might be a long thread so bare with me.

if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong

How I look at you when I am informed I'm not allowed to eat the entire 1kg bag of shredded cheese (packaging included).

waiter gave me a weird look after i told him i was "eating for two" 🙄 god forbid a girl has a pet tapeworm :/

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To the Battlefront

buddy you wouldn't last 5 minutes in my shoes, or more than 30 seconds in my armpit

immediate thought

mrs. jorkin d. peanus@kyubichimera.bsky.social · 3w ago

if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi

Should I screen print this on my jacket

Day 3 - Samoyed #art #dog #doggust

I wish it had a weakness im doomed

It probably feels good as hell to yell "ENOUGH!" and transition into the final phase of your fight.

Experiment from Casualties: Unknown ✨

Dolled up so the dang tail doesn't steal the show for @storytellers-universe.com

250. cowboys were a sort of itinerant warrior class common in meiji-era texas

201. thank you

Not exclusively a furry take but it 100% applies to the fandom too. A lot of people would lead a calmer life if it was the norm to look for sources and making own opinion first rather than blindly trusting everything with more than 3 likes and a repost underneath it.

laser 🍩 paints@laserpaints.com · 9mo ago

give me your hottest furry take