Monster Mash (10 Minute Version)
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Good friends are getting married today - I'm trying to think of creative things to spam their phones with, but nothing will ever be funnier than this:
floyding@floyding.bsky.social · last yr.I got married on sunday at 3:00 and when I got around to checking my phone later in the day I had a text from @randballsstu.bsky.social at 3:05 that said “know your busy but Zodiac just started on pluto.” Perfection.
OMG JANESVILLE MENTIONED (Is this going to count as Waseca County's weird outstate statuary?)
Monster Mash (10 Minute Version)@randballsstu.bsky.social · 2d agoNicolas Cage is in town filming on location in Stillwater and Marine on St. Croix. I found some places where he and I could hang out if he has some down time. I bet it'd be pretty fun.
Next time I’m blasting out some D-Juice on the work toilet, guess what? It’s because I got laid, not because I had a milkshake after 6pm, 𝐌𝐎𝐌! nypost.com/2026/10/08/h...
Sexually transmitted diarrhea is on the rise — and it’s morphing into a drug-resistant superbug
The infection is evolving into something that’s “close to untreatable,” one expert said.
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mike ditka used to have a branded resort in kissimmee florida and there were lots of staged photos of mike ditka hanging out in it. i will post a bunch of them now. sorry for hte low resolution these are from like 2008
Nicolas Cage is in town filming on location in Stillwater and Marine on St. Croix. I found some places where he and I could hang out if he has some down time. I bet it'd be pretty fun.
Six Places Nicolas Cage and I Can Hang Out While He's Here
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I’m starting to think the two parties aren’t actually the same.
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 2d agoWASHINGTON (AP) - Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed in December.
When Stu started this countdown, I was hoping beyond hope that my home county could somehow make it into the top 50. We gave it a good run, but ultimately Stu does not have as much respect for the natural beauty of Big Stone Lake as I hoped he might.
Monster Mash (10 Minute Version)@randballsstu.bsky.social · 3d agoMinnesota Counties, Ranked: Number 53: Big Stone County. With assistance from @jonmarthaler.com!
Minnesota Counties, Ranked: Number 53: Big Stone County. With assistance from @jonmarthaler.com!
Minnesota Counties, Ranked: Number 53: Big Stone County
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We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now
Schooley@schooley.bsky.social · 3d agoJust another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
It's gonna happen with the cameras on and they will say he's not asleep. They will be right
They have shown Jim Thome and Carl Willis during this broadcast. I like it more than I should
Nada Surf's most popular song, "Popular", doesn't sound at all like the rest of their catalog. But it's very important to note that both the song and the catalog are totally rad. Yes: the big early career funny song IS RAD. The video for "Popular" is likewise rad. youtu.be/hAFuD-S-e_E?...
Nada Surf – Popular (Official Video) [Remastered in HD]
YouTube video by nada surf
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maybe adjacent to the Stephen A. thing and his audience, maybe not, but these products/services were advertised IN A ROW on the local sports talk radio outlet on Monday afternoon: Male stamina chews Ignition interlock device installers Family law attorneys
1. sports are for everyone or they're for no one at all 2. that is an INCREDIBLE shirt arktimes.com/food-and-cul...
Can a Black gay man still call the hogs? - Arkansas Times
White heteronormativity has long dominated the University of Arkansas. What does that mean for Black gay Arkansans?
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Whether they like it or not, this is what ESPN has become. Stephen A. Smith gets a $40 million salary and the biggest platform possible to shout this crap on a daily basis across multiple shows.
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 4d ago"Now he calls it quits, not before the season. Not in the offseason…four games into the 2026 season, a dude that has been in the league forever, sits back and says I need to focus on my mental health" – Stephen A. Smith on Lane Johnson retiring
As promised/threatened, the Midwest Excellence merch store is open, including this 3/4 sleeve raglan number. More colorways/items to come. midwestexcellence.myshopify.com
I liked Lanterns but I think they should have steered into "...and featuring Kai Proctor as Sinestro" for us Banshee knowers
Season 1 of Hector Swimming Pool Bangers wraps up with a song whose b-side is called "Theme from Boat Weirdos."
Hector Swimming Pool Bangers: 'Life's Been Good,' Joe Walsh
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It was kind of a nice break from Lisa Demuth feigning empathy and Michele Tafoya feigning human emotions, honestly.
Why Am I Seeing Texas Political Ads During a Minnesota Football Game?
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Salem’s Lot and the kid floating outside the bedroom window will FUCK YOU UP
Sleepy Hollow Reviews 🎃🐎@sleepingvillage.bsky.social · 7d agoIn honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child?
