Jeg kan mærke jeg kommer til at forholde mig til Mobilepay som jeg forholder mig til Twitter. Det er det det hedder. Basta.

Today I saw a bus full of people in identical t-shirts speeding toward me but luckily I remembered to buy—

my kid told me she’s reading thor/hulk fanfiction and their couple name is brainstorm 💀

Kantareller Fløde Timian Surdejsbrød Jeg laver Carbonara

Normal people are getting so sick of these “WOKE IS RUINING GAMING” accounts poisoning all video games discourse that fucking Vincent D’Onofiro is now aware

They need to add hero limits to Disco Elysium. I’m sick of queueing up and being the only Kim on a team of five Harrys

Ah, ok!

now that it's october im legally allowed to post this

waking up every day in 2026 like:

Meet Backpack, your 2026 Fat Bear Week champion. Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.

Meet Backpack, Fat Bear Week’s chunky champ

Backpack went from hitching a ride on his mom’s back to cross the Brooks River to winning the hearts of fat bear fans around the world.

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Mange tak!

Every French presidential poll LADY HITLER - 35% JEAN D'AUSTÉRITÉ - 18% CHUD COMMUNISTE - 17%

Huge bummer when you’re just innocently trying to join and promote a movement that hates Black people, immigrants, and Jews — but then you discover that they have a dark side. apple.news/A9g-feRPSTme...

Fleetwood Mac was a CIA experiment to see if straight people could survive the average queer friend group dynamic

So true

Jeg fucker elsker Jeppe Bloch. Det er racistisk at gå efter konventionelle svinebønder

Only 1k+ layoffs to go in a 'reset' that is lasting months interspersed with the Kojima deal and pieces highlighting the CEO taking on support tickets. I would say all this does not fill one with confidence of success. But that relies on knowing the real end goal and that still seems up in the air.

Yeah I know a good number of these

Macklemore just announced he’s donating the $1 million he made from Sheeran’s tour to 6 organizations to support Palestinians and he’s asking Robert Kraft to match it. This is just the first part announcing it.

BREAKING: Remmick will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

I tvinger mig til at synes om Lukas Graham nu. Den her tidslinje

so is steven universe about powerscaling homosexuality

"what's your favorite color" i reject the question. i dont have a "favorite" color. i enjoy the interplay of how multiple colors can complement each other, and that interplay can happen between any combination of colors. i am neurotypical.

There are a lot of people who think their parents got their brains destroyed by Fox News, but somehow they’re not getting their brains destroyed by staying on Twitter.

Thinking about this exchange today

Absurd at sige dejen skal hvile mindst 12 timer før den skal bages. Vil godt have medalje for at der ER noget at bage her dagen efter.

PETE HEGSETH AT THE NEO NURENBERG TRIALS OF 2029: The president had made a formal request to intercept drug dealers before they hit the US border, so that request already means that I needed to execute strikes on either foreign territory or international waters. NATHAN FIELDER: okay.