Honestly, I’m getting sick of these sensationalist headlines.
Matthew Highton
@matthighton.bsky.social
Comedian and maker of nonsense.
Explained my dippy egg joke four times to my toddler and got nothing back. Unbelivable.
Mitcham Common is currently on fire. Can see the smoke from over a mile away 😯
The 5 Simpsons lines I've uttered most off the top of my head: 1. I Choo, Choo, choose you. 2. You won't be seeing any prison movies where you're going. Prison! 3. My eyes. The goggles do nothing. 4. Car hole. 5. Nobody snuggles with Max Power, Marge. You strap yourself in and FEEL the Gs
Alasdair Beckett-King@misterabk.bsky.social · 4d agoSurely everyone uses: 1. Everything's coming up Milhouse 2. A little from column A... 3. You better run, egg! 4. Let's go to the old mill anyway 5. Monster Island is actually a peninsula
J. Jonah Jameson just quietly grinning in his office today. Seriously what a picture!
I just think I’d visit more castles if they all played the music from the castles on Mario World and put the door sfx in.
The End of Oak Street is easily the best dinosaur film since Jurassic Park. I don’t know why more people aren’t talking about it! So fun.
This image of Deckard eating noodles in the rain was always one of the reasons I wanted to move to a busy city. I still love this image.
Harrison Ford in Blade Runner (1982) Noodle Bar
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This image of Deckard eating noodles in the rain was always one of the reasons I wanted to move to a busy city. I still love this image.
Harrison Ford in Blade Runner (1982) Noodle Bar
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Bit freaked out there's... and I realise this is going to sound mad... water coming from the sky? wtf?
responding to a diss track with a song called Genuinely Thought We Were On Good Terms
[peering out the window as blood rains from the sky] we needed this
Everyone else think they were about to be nuked just then?
Guys I saw a hedgehog last night and I’m still absolutely buzzing about it.
Many years ago, when I first started writing for The Dark Side (Britain's oldest horror mag) we had a bit of a friendly pub quiz rivalry with Empire magazine for a while. We kept losing though. Until one week we discovered a secret weapon. /1
priscilla page@priscillapage.bsky.social · 2w agothat's right, Bruce Campbell www.mensjournal.com/entertainmen...
It is incredible how perfect the moon fits over the sun. So satisfying.
Vampires when the eclipse hits totality.
Supermarket Sweep Challenge
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AI uses slang like a middle aged teacher who's about to turn their chair backward and reveal they can rap.
Planets align, eclipse, meteor shower the 12th century peasant in me is ready to throw some rocks at the sky and proclaim the end times.
An American interviewer asked me about my political beliefs. #VoteBinface
I'm not saying it's hot but have we even considered extended the eclipse by about a month?
I’m not saying this heatwave has gone on for a while but Primark have started selling stillsuits.
Dropped my phone on the nursery run playing with my kid. Someone picked it up and turned it off within five minutes of dropping it. Toddler photos for a year gone. I am fucking RAGING at the indecency of people in this world. I know in the grand scheme it's a small thing, but people are just awful.
