IVstudios

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Illustrations and comics • ivstudios.net He/Him • I’m not the board game guy, I don’t know who that is but it’s not me

Watching “The Nightmare Before Christmas” with my 5-year-old nephew and his understanding of the movie is that Sally is Jack’s mom Which I feel like is a real Take™️ on the way the characters are written

NASA Engineer: “Sir you cannot bring a beer growler onto the space shuttle.” Astronaut: “What, they got the fuckin’ TSA working for NASA now!?” Engineer: “You’ll have to dump it out, sir.” Astronaut: “‘Dump it out’ Fuck you.” *starts chugging*

lumberjack wharfie@lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · last yr.

Yesterday, at approximately 9:30pm U.S. Central Daylight Time, somebody aboard the International Space Station rocked an astronomically impressive piss:

Some categories of things are science based and some categories of things are vibes based and a lot of internet ink has been spilled trying to force the latter to be the former

As a pragmatic centrist, I read the Niemöller poem differently. After each group mentioned I pencil in what percentage of the population they are, and if it’s a small number I cross off their names as disposable. Poetry is fine but math wins elections!!

Literally every time I comb my hair my wife and children all ask me “Did you get a hair cut?” and I feel like this is a direct attack on my general sense of style