maybe i have weird standards but I don't consider a 7.5 hour video of ANYTHING to be a supercut. all of human history should be less than a 7 hour supercut. Northernlion *and* SH2 are excellent but let's be fuckin reasonable here

#CursedZillow welcome to the 3D Maze screensaver

this halloween i am becoming REPO-pilled

Zydrate Vial from Repo Man

ALT: Zydrate Vial from Repo Man

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made this tweet literally just for the miniscule chance tiny tim sweeney sees it and gets pissed off

🎶Mine eyes have seen the Glory of the Penis of the Lord/ His is such a manly manhood 'twas designed to be adored/ At least as twice as thick around as any bastard sword/ His meat is fucking huge🎵

Christian Nightmares@christiannightmare.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Talk about testosterone!" Apparently, this guy met Manly MAGA Jesus in Heaven...

SPOOKY PODCASTS! I'm on a few of em this month and this is one of them! :)

Retronauts@retronauts.bsky.social · 19h ago

This Month In Retronauts: @feitclub.bsky.social & @voidburger.com talk zombies, werewolves, vampires, and the horrors of executive-talk—all that PLUS reading and responding to your comments Available to backers at the $5 level & up: www.patreon.com/retronauts/p...

SPOOKY PODCASTS! I'm on a few of em this month and this is one of them! :)

Retronauts@retronauts.bsky.social · 19h ago

This Month In Retronauts: @feitclub.bsky.social & @voidburger.com talk zombies, werewolves, vampires, and the horrors of executive-talk—all that PLUS reading and responding to your comments Available to backers at the $5 level & up: www.patreon.com/retronauts/p...

Out of context spoiler for the thing I'm writing, somehow, sort of

chep @ MCM London N-23@cheppoly.bsky.social · 2d ago

Deadpool is being arrested in front of my table

From Dec 17, 2023 Son: I’m scared, I think an evil clown is chasing me Daughter, comforting him: I always feel like that

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Losing my shit over "orbital zygomatic arches" so casually dropped into this fluffy pornfic. Even if it's describing skullfaced character, I'm in awe at the gall of being so specific, it rules lol (Also I forgot to mark it NSFW but whatever, oops. Only naughty words)

Vix Nova 🔞@vixnova.bsky.social · yesterday

Some truly fascinating prose/anatomy choices in this fic, including: - mixing up what boobs do (be weighty/soft) - and what nips do (be firm/stiffen) - making me question what one's lap actually IS - dropping an extremely accurate anatomical skull term out of fucking nowhere lmao

Well, that's a hilariously disappointing first result lmao

him scream

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I actually whisper-yelled "NOOOO" when I clicked before I read who made it lol my algo........ no.........

Death kneeling like a little guy 😭❤️

Stan Kelly@kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 2d ago

Remember: It’s All Hallow’s EVE, not All Hallow’s STEVE. @theonion.com

Car Park Capital is hilarious so far. Shout out to mentioning "Mobert Roses," that's a deepish cut lol

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Huge. Looks like the 'adult links are blocked' thing in the bio links is actually being addressed!

ZippyVtuber🔞@zippyvtuber.bsky.social · 3d ago

Good news! Apparently it’s a bug. We’ll have to see if it gets fixed later on

“polycule”, “metamour”, “compersion” poly people I love you but are you trying to sound like you’re in a star trek novel or

I had to go on Twitter to confirm this was real because Ship Awesome Games In A Weekend having a hand with six fingers was so on the nose I was about to pass out

Cale Michael@xjustified.bsky.social · 3d ago

This shit just writes itself at this point. Just the name "Epic AI MegaJam" is a joke that best describes what is going on with these companies.

100k............... it has happened..................

Void-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger)@voidburger.com · 3mo ago

It's my takedown of the impressively awful Silent Hill 2 movie: RETURN TO SILENT HILL!! How bad is it!? And how!? And WHY??? The shocking answer (and my cleavage) lie within this almost-exactly 2 hour long video!! youtu.be/731tXqFP0Mc

hello, ffxiv bluesky you should look up "haunted house reaction photos" and pose ur WoLs/OCs/Ships #kettpose #ffxiv #gpose Like so:

it's hard to describe to young folks how cool airbnb was when it first launched. just weirdos and spare rooms for like twenty bucks. we stayed at a guy's house in oregon who was a "bear safety expert" and when we asked him what to do if a bear attacked you he replied, completely seriously "i dunno."

Caroline Haskins@carolinehaskins.bsky.social · 4d ago

Airbnb is banning its hosts from making guests do things like “stripping the bed, taking trash offsite, or washing and putting away dishes.” The hosts....are not taking it well: www.wired.com/story/airbnb...

Friday the 13th 🩴🔪🩸💀 #Fridaythe13th #JasonVoorhees #crocs D E L I C I O U S s.shopee.co.th/5q99k276Su

I feel it's important to share this again. The internet is so hostile toward creators nowadays. I've seen people have their work stolen, and no longer feel comfortable sharing their creations. We can do better. Let's be supportive to the people that make this a better place! 💞

The 2nd episode in what is the first real 'arc' on These Those. Such a momentous occasion that it demanded the full cast. I'm talkin @alifisher.bsky.social @bransonreese.bsky.social @whirringblender.bsky.social @timplatt.bsky.social. Would you believe they're all really funny in it? Don't miss it!

Oh These, Those Stars of Space!@starsofspace.bsky.social · 3d ago

🪑🪑🪑OH THESE, THOSE STARS OF SPACE!🪑🪑🪑 Episode 112: The Sisters Protocol

Do you do much with Unreal? There's this camera tracking plugin called Genesis i'm really into at the mo I use it for VFX work but cos the render times are so much quicker it's great for stuff like sticking my cat in the Spencer Mansion

Oh, are AI haters becoming "unhinged" now? Does it seem like we're everywhere no matter what you do? Are we ruining being online for you? Are you feeling like you can't do anything without us making your experience worse? Is it like we can't be escaped even though you want nothing to do with us?