What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead — I'll just hang around! #dadjoke #jokesky #jokes

What did Saturn say when asked about its jewelry? I've got a few rings to show off! #dadjoke #pun #humorsky

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me. #dadjoke #mumjokes #humor

Why did the calendar always win arguments? It had the most dates. #dadjoke #punny #funny

"Every time my doorbell rings, my dog goes and sits in the corner." "He's a Boxer."

What did the beaker say to the Erlenmeyer flask? I see right through you — you're not as well-rounded as you think. #dadjoke #funny #mumjokes

Why did the belt get arrested? For holding up a pair of pants! #dadjoke #humour #mumjokes

What did Benjamin Franklin say after his kite experiment? That was truly shocking. #dadjoke #jokesky #mumjokes

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he. #dadjoke #humorsky #funny

What did the patient say after the successful brain surgery? Thanks, doc — I've had a real change of mind. #dadjoke #humour #pun

Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibit? Because it was cultured. #dadjoke #humor #humoursky

Why did the Bunsen burner win the talent show? It gave the hottest performance — the crowd was absolutely lit. #dadjoke #funny #humor

I'm only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don't know why. #dadjoke #jokes #humoursky

Last night I dreamed I had an identical twin. This morning, when I woke up, I was beside myself! #funny #jokes #dadjokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup. #dadjoke #humor #mumjokes

Why was the science textbook feeling overwhelmed? It had way too many problems — and they were all physical. #dadjoke #jokes #pun

What do you call a literary cat? A paw-et! #dadjoke #pun #jokesky

Scientists finally did a study on forks. It's about tine! #dadjoke #punny #humour

What do you call corn that joins the army? Kernel. #dadjoke #humor #jokesky

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What did the owl say to its Valentine? Owl always love you! #dadjoke #jokesky #jokes

Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications. #dadjoke #pun #humorsky

I like my humor the same way I like my cider: dry, complex, and a little weird. #dadjoke

Have you heard about the owl sanctuary job opening? It's all night shifts but they're all a hoot over there. #dadjoke #mumjokes #humor

Why are orthopedic surgeons so funny? They have a great sense of humerus. #dadjoke #punny #funny

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener. #dadjoke #funny #mumjokes

Why didn't the orange win the race? It ran out of juice. #dadjoke #humour #mumjokes

What do you call a car that's been to the gym? A muscle car! #dadjoke #jokesky #mumjokes

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind...it's tearable. #dadjoke #humorsky #funny

#Humor Dad jokes to go ? How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder! ? What did one plate say to the other? Dinner is on me! ? Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don’t know the words! ? Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.