Daniel M Ford
@soundingline.bsky.social
Fantasist. Bespoke Cusses. Rum Cove. Ring Guy. Orioles Fan. Cocktails and weightlifting, rarely at the same time. Opinions are my own. https://www.patreon.com/c/DanielMFord
Wait you can intentionally decline to face the opposing team’s most dangerous hitter and get a good outcome still? Weird
drew french came out to the mound and said "pound middle middle with that 89mph slider" to the best hitter in the league thanks drew
Found these sketches from a while ago where I used one of those name generators and designed over the top 90s comic characters for them
And I just watched a video with a person talking about the Atari 2600 "Bowling," saying that kids back then would have had to "lower expectations" and deal with the disappointment of how the game actually looked. As one of those kids...no, the game looked fine to me. Played it a LOT.
Maybe the Orioles make the postseason. Maybe not. Either way the Rays are fraudulent as hell.
Abolishing ICE is now the official position of the DNC
BREAKING: the Democratic National Committee just unanimously approved a resolution calling for the abolition of ICE! After terrorizing our friends, families, and neighbors, ICE has no place in our nation. I'm grateful @democrats.org agreed. Now we're onto the hard work to make that happen!
I am continually amazed that people actually watch preseason football
Didja get your copies yet?
The re-release of The Paladin Trilogy is Upon Us, folks. I hope you come to meet Allystaire, Mol, Idgen Marte, Torvul, and Gideon and you love them like I do. From this link you can find the ebook format of your choice! openroadmedia.com/ebook/ordina...
Tomorrow will be three years since I had to part with my best friend, Westley. I had him for almost 19 years. I love Cassidy and Miss Vee but I still miss him every day.
I feel dirty because my 162-0 team today had Pete Rose at 2B. Pete Rose Eats Shit in Hell.
It's difficult to overstate how much that part of the affordability crisis is deliberate policy; encouraging people to use home ownership for wealth accumulation has the immiseration of the succeeding generation as its inevitable consequence.
*Cable kills an X-Man* Cyclops, crossing his arms: Oh that’s it buddy, you are GROUNDED. Give me your big gun, you’re not getting it back for a whole WEEK.
2026 Jacob Webb has more saves than any Oriole
They are going to AstroTurf this thing to the stratosphere. They are going to have to pull up to influencers with dump trucks full of money. They will have to give out free 30-day trials of HBO and then have the Potter series play automatically just to fake ratings.
A lot of people are dooming about the Harry Potter TV Series being an inevitable success that will make JK Rowling a ton of money, but I want to remind y'all they are spending more money producing this thing than any TV series has EVER MADE www.republicworld.com/entertainmen...
I just explained the Mord'Sith to a friend. It's always fun to say "yeah the evil wizard's army of magical dominatrices who all wind up pledging loyalty to the 'good guy' because he's such a good pain sub" and not be exaggerating in the slightest. Those books sure did sell a lot of copies.
Whatever these guys are getting paid it is not nearly enough
dudes continue to rock
Leakfast - when I can't contain my hunger and I start eating lunch at my desk before 11am.