Nemo.
@sirnemo.bsky.social
Cascadia resident. Mayor of Hobbiton. Fan of books, sports, movies, music, and good coffee. Personal sports obsessions: the Ducks (quack), Liverpool FC, Niners, Trail Blazers, Fire, Avalanche, and the Yankees. Fuck ICE. Cymru am byth. YNWA. 🦆🏴
it's heeeeeere, you may now read my essay about how i achieved the millennial dream of home ownership and immediately lost my mind on nextdoor. thanks to the @oaklandreviewofbooks.org crew for their ongoing support of me being Like This
How I became the villain of El Cerrito’s Nextdoor
“I had a panic attack. Then I wrote an apology letter.”
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could not make me watch jason sudeikis’s child support check writing vehicle for a single episode more if you held me at gunpoint
Portland: The Best Fucking City in America.
doc shartman@docshartman.bsky.social · 3h ago[under breath] holy fuckin shit
Well, really it was just your mom, that's on you for just assuming the sheer hotness of it would pull your father in, though to be fair that IS how gravity works.
His name is Michael Sheen, and he is delightful.
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 4h agoImagine Welsh Jar Jar Binks, he’s so powerful
Han: Chewie buddy I don’t know about this Chewbacca: Fy ffrind, rwy'n gweld dy fod mor ddiflas. Rwy'n mynd i brifysgol fusnes.
IGN@ign.com · 4h agoStar Wars: Episode IV — A New Hope is being translated into the Welsh language. https://bit.ly/3TZcE73
🎶🎶 I am local idiot Gomer Pyle / my golly gees they never rile 🎶🎶
Grant Brisbee@grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 5h agotempted by this one
I hear a sound in my living room. The faint smell of cherry tobacco fills the air. A shadowy figure turns to face me. “I’m here to talk to you about the Turfman’s Initiative”
Yo lady baseball has cyborgs, this shit whips
Lucy 🫠 📷@ltotheucy.bsky.social · 6h agoThere is a player on the LA Queens, Brittany Apgar, who has a limb difference and traveled back to Illinois from receiving her first ever batting prosthetic *today* and is 3-for-3 in her first game playing with one. Incredibly cool.
We should paint it like a Jack-O-Lantern. Think about how sick that would be. We'd be pissed at the Sun for not being the Moon.
Tom McAllister@tmcallister.bsky.social · 15h agowe should be hitting the moon with more stuff. sick of it controlling our tides, causing people to spiral into insanity, turning some of our best guys into wolves
A really funny complaint about the Zohran discount grocery store idea is that non-poor people could use it when there’s a grocery store half a mile from my grocery store that has everything cost 20% more that rich people go to because they don’t want to shop with normal people.
Badass. Absolute fucking badass.
Lucy 🫠 📷@ltotheucy.bsky.social · 6h agoThere is a player on the LA Queens, Brittany Apgar, who has a limb difference and traveled back to Illinois from receiving her first ever batting prosthetic *today* and is 3-for-3 in her first game playing with one. Incredibly cool.
Every military leader since antiquity: wars are won by logistics hegseth: you win wars when military look like fitness influencers
When we talk about the importance of funding libraries and library workers - this is the result of being down just *six* people across the entire city of Chicago. Wherever you live, libraries have been running on shoestrings for years and years. Fighting for funding improves service you use!
Block Club Chicago@blockclubchi.bsky.social · 18h agoThousands of books are piling up in Chicago libraries due to staffing shortage. blockclubchi.co/3TFy5Kj
he spent a dozen years in the minors and a year in japan, it’s fine. he gets this one.
MLB Daily News@insidemlbnews.bsky.social · 7h agoJefry Yan celebrates his first MLB strikeout
If your winning issue is trans women in sports, and you're struggling to uncover trans women in any league that anybody has ever heard of, then how do you keep trans athletes at the top of people's minds? Answer: You invent them. defector.com/the-right-ha...
The Right Has Created Their Perfect Trans Athlete | Defector
A lot of people in and around the WNBA are talking about trans women. In the aftermath of Indiana Fever role player Sophie Cunningham’s negative comments about trans people playing sports in an ESPN…
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I give Jonathan Chait, @mattyglesias.bsky.social, and @neeratanden.bsky.social a well-deserved scolding New one for @theintercept.com
There’s No Time for Centrists to Be Doomers About El-Sayed’s Victory
El-Sayed won the Democratic Senate primary in Michigan by a slim margin. Overcoming AIPAC and the establishment to win is still a huge victory.
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In memory Adam Nathaniel Yauch aka MCA, American bass player, rapper and founding member of the hardcore punkrock / hip hop group Beastie Boys, born on this day in 1964, NYC Photo by Gene Ambo #punkrock #hardcorepunk #adamyauch #mca #beastieboys #history #punkrockhistory #otd
Listen, strokes/folks etc, but "Batman Begins > Barry Lyndon" should trigger a wellness check
the median midwestern voter loves two things: electing republicans and thwarting republican policy goals via ballot referendum
Gonna start the “Mallory McMorrow is the Ralph Nader of Michigan” discourse. No one on any side likes it, they just feel tired.
Joe Sonka 😐@joesonka.lpm.org · yesterdayIt’s been a remarkably steady 3-point lead for AES for more than an hour now, with vote count nearly doubling.
