Please re-shelf cats appropriately in the cat library.

i have the best news, everyone. Chancleta has won every single election tonight, with approximately 99.8% of the vote. it gets better: you all did such a great job for him that he's decided any more elections in the future would only be pale imitations. so we're not going to have those anymore!

It’s me

Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · 20h ago

Not me yelling at ableist faculty on LinkedIn who think technology “disables” student learning.

This is just to say I am driving the bus that will go to Harvard and which you were probably thinking was on time Forgive me traffic was so slow and so jammed

Where is the bus, doo-doo-doo Where is the bus MBTA: "10 mins late"

Prequel of Quint on the USS Indianapolis

weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo ago

let's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?

So glad the education department is working hard to support intellectual growth.

Charles West@pseudo-isidore.bsky.social · 2d ago

"The Education Department intends to use IRS data to determine students’ salaries four years after they graduate and compare them to those of people similar in age who just have high school diplomas". via @gsoh31.bsky.social

Don't ever ask me if I've watched something. I have never watched anything. I am not even looking at you right now. My eyes are painted on the backs of my eyelids and I have been asleep this whole time.

I DIDN’T ASK FOR TRUTH IN SORROWSCOPES OKAY

Sorrowscopes@sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 3d ago

Capricorn: Your hard work is finally paying off. Your reward? More work.

One of the things I love most about the movie Sinister is that Ethan Hawke’s character has to google how to splice film after the projector burns a hole in the super 8 reel.

Evan@evansmithhist.bsky.social · 3d ago

I can suspend my disbelief while watching film in most respects except for when people use microfilm to look at old newspapers AND QUICKLY LAND ON THE EXACT PAGE THAT THEY ARE LOOKING FOR. Without slowly scrolling through countless pages, without having to nudge the image or adjust the contrast.

When I left Dean, we had just created a major in Content Creation and Social Media Influencing. It’s just comm plus marketing, with a title that will draw in students.

Luke Steuber@coolhand.bsky.social · 4d ago

I’m with the boomers on this one. Burn it all down

PETA out here turning the state of Maine into cannibals

Dabididab@dabiwinter.cryptoanarchy.network · 6d ago

Sequel to The Shape of Water just dropped

The sun decided to do noir lighting on my deodorant this morning

Why does my cat smell like succotash? A Dr. Faber Mystery

I made 2 (TWO!!!) healthcare-related phone calls today! And I didn’t even cry from anxiety like I usually do!

Pinkie Pie's Triumphant 'I Did It!' Moment

ALT: Pinkie Pie's Triumphant 'I Did It!' Moment

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share a celebrity you find distractingly attractive

Sigourney Weaver Waving on the Red Carpet

ALT: Sigourney Weaver Waving on the Red Carpet

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arcadus@weshould.killice.baby · 6d ago

share a celebrity you find distractingly attractive

The only good-faith concerns about trans women in sports I’m willing to hear are: 1) Are trans women in sports doing an adequate warmup routine to avoid injury? 2) Are trans women in sports staying hydrated? 3) Are trans women in sports getting to wear cute outfits at practice and/or competition?

Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social · 6d ago

i don't believe anyone has "good-faith" concerns about trans women in sports in 2026. there's been too much time to hear the actual evidence, the actual people affected, and the role the debate plays in attempts to purge trans people from American life. anybody picking that side has made a choice

Just to put a little underlining on it, when you donate to support Skype a scientist or buy a shirt or advent calendar on squidfacts.net, you’re supporting programming like this that connects people with nature in the city. I do these events as suggested donations. Some nights break even, some don’t

When democracy is functional, everyone’s right to refuse to testify is held as sacred instead of a secret indicator of guilt or innocence.

Allison Gill@muellershewrote.com · 7d ago

When Justice is blind, bad guys take the fifth. When justice is corrupt, good guys take the fifth. Feel free to share.

okay to be fair to those ruffled by wilson's take - i get that we really don't like it when someone dislikes something we like. but as someone who thinks the matrix reloaded is the best film in the franchise i am inured to this particular pain

We only rate dogs. This is a bed bug. She's very cute, and we actually wouldn't mind an infestation of this particular bed bug. But please only send dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (TT: lekik25)

What a joy, what an absolute PRIVILEGE to walk an extra 3 blocks because the bus driver simply did not stop at my stop, despite me yelling “STOP PLEASE.”

Curl levels are HIGH! #whatwriterswear

This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b

One day I’m going to write a memoir about the insane shit that happens in higher ed. For now I’m just happy to have a job where parents of 18-year-olds don’t complain to my dean about my social media posts.

Liz Faber@lizwfab.bsky.social · last wk.

No but their kids are special babies, and they will email the professor to make sure they know how much they actually deserve an A. 🙃

No but their kids are special babies, and they will email the professor to make sure they know how much they actually deserve an A. 🙃

Emma Jacobs@emmavj.bsky.social · last wk.

Every commentator saying too many kids go to university has to tell their own kid to not do a degree

We destroyed Irans military then had to go back to fighting the non existent military but had to stop because we were using too many expensive missiles attacking the not-military because we weren’t flying over the country with no military because their non military was still a threat to our planes.

All I’m saying is that cis white men should only be allowed to direct 2 major movies. After that they have to fuck off back to wherever to sit on the pile of cash they made before their brains rot. Everyone else gets unlimited directorships.