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@drductape.bsky.social

Niche internet micro celebrity

feel bad for the weird little freaks who comment in porn subreddits like "who is the actress" and the replies are like "Her name is in the title can't you read??" like whoa man, it's already pathetic as hell in here, no need to tear each other down. this is a community

When I was a kid, like around seven or eight, my Godfather, Dad and I went on a hunting trip. We shot and killed a Gnome. I still remember it vividly. We were not supposed to talk about it, but it's still there. The body never rots, and I don't know if it's supposed to or not

Is there now like a “wrong number” sms scam because I feel like probably ten times in the past few months I’ve gotten an random text and said “you have the wrong number” and it always plays out the same, the person on the other end is really strangely friendly and wants to keep talking etc

When I sleep super long consistently I function better but it makes the nights I sleep little hit harder. When I consistently sleep little I feel worse but it makes functioning on low sleep easier. Where is the middle ground