@highprofessional.bsky.social

GUYS. GUYS. MY DUMBASS CAT THAT HAS BEEN MISSING FOR *ELEVEN MONTHS* CAME HOME TODAY. I PUT UP FLYERS. SHE'S CHIPPED. I CALLED ARL. I POSTED ON NEXTDOOR. This dumbass was living across the street in a cat box the neighbors keep for the local feral cat colony. THE WHOLE TIME.

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Please be vocal about not using AI. We have to normalize it. No "I'm not going to say that because it should be assumed. I'm not going to give them this". We don't have time for that shit ideological shit right now. NOW is the time to capitalize on waning favorability. Ppl want human made

Listen sir I’m so very sorry I got the last table at this shitty airport restaurant by arriving ten minutes before you. But I’m not sure how you think passive aggressively pacing right behind my chair and loudly telling your companion every two minutes that “they’re FULL I guess” will help you.

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The most racist, bigoted person you've seen on your timeline who regularly calls for the government to slash funding for charitable causes: "Genuine tears for Dolly Parton passing. She stood for so much."

Friendly Reminder: 3DS, Vita and Switch all use a type of flash memory that needs an electrical charge every decade or so to keep the game data from corrupting. TLDR: Boot up all your games and make a save on them to help preserve them into the future!

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