Defector@defector.com · 3w ago

What's the worst movie you've ever watched in a theater? defector.com/whats-the-wo...

This guy should definitely keep talking on camera.

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · 24h ago

Max Miller: When I was reported for child abuse, for my daughter, for a broken collarbone, my daughter was in my ex-wife's care 9 out of the last 11 days, and she took her to the emergency room, which is a contempt violation from our shared parenting plan

I need to try making little animations again it was fun

No one has every paid me money to run a campaign but having the candidate make his own How To Catch a Predator video sure seems like a bad idea to me.

[barry manilow voice] cobra cobra commanderrrrrrrr

Happy Caturday, As We Honor The Last Day Of "Shark Week".......

Someone mentioned the whole July 4, state-fair thing and I realized that all happened THIS MONTH. So tired.

Watching the farcical Fauci hearing unfold, I couldn't help but wonder... am I the only one not keeping a diary?

fuck him up chris hayes

All In with Chris Hayes@allinwithchris.bsky.social · 6d ago

“The world's richest man is also one of the world's most vociferous and vocal bigots," says Chris Hayes.

Agamemnon [slightly reverbed Adam Sandler voice]: Troy is yourrrs.

Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 6d ago

The Odyssey should have had Bane in it

Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy

Beshear should appoint Rand Paul's neighbor to the Senate.

Bringing Matt Damon home from when he took the wrong road in a yellow wood.

Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.

Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now

Literally the Holiday Inn Express ad.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

Trump: "I owned the Miss Universe pageant. And Miss Venezuela always did very well in that pageant. So I know something about the country."

If you or someone you know were injured by a breakfast cryptid, you may be entitled to compensation.

sweetie π@sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2w ago

you’re making jokes? trix the rabbit killed my entire family and you’re still just making jokes. smdh.

Here's a video explaining what the We The Jury coalition is doing and more about judicial override: 🧵

New coalition urges Ivey to commute death sentences imposed after juries chose life

YouTube video by WSFA 12 News

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Do you know there are 25 ppl on AL Death Row sentenced to die when their juries ruled otherwise? Pls take a look, this website shows how easily you can get involved in correcting this unconstitutional injustice, which will, in turn save lives! 🧵

We the Jury — Alabama Must Finish the Job

25 people on Alabama's death row were sentenced under judicial override — a practice the state has already rejected.

wethejury-al.com

And I said what about breakfast at Jimothy’s?

Cameron Diaz in The Mask Catherine Zeta Jones in Legend of Zoro Lupita Nyong'o in Black Panther Ana de Armas in War Dogs Pedro Pascal in Game of Thrones Harrison Ford in Witness

Dawn@502eire.bsky.social · 2w ago

there is a recurring prompt around what’s the best that anyone has ever looked on camera and I never have an answer but I’m watching right now and I think it’s gotta be George Clooney in Ocean’s 11

Elon Musk, failed trillionaire, pisses away more than half a trillion dollars.

Blue Heron Farm@blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 2w ago

Well done, Yahoo finance

And someday we’ll be guillotinemaxxing…

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w ago

Tom Homan: "We're deportationmaxxing"

Seems like a message of "This political party is okay with higher prices, murdering citizens, and dishonoring service members killed or wounded in an illegal war" should be louder.

Trump Derangement Syndrome has nothing on the level of contempt I have for the man and his supporters.

Scott Horton@robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 2w ago

The weirdness of the Pentagon's ever fluctuating casualty and KIA numbers from the Iran War is now explained: Hegseth removed the names of 4 servicemembers who died in Jordan from their official list of casualties. They explain that this is because "their deaths occurred after President Trump

the mens world cup is over but the hydration breaks continue keep drinking my friends

Had a dream that the Marlins won the World Series after changing their name and colors back to the Florida Marlins. @mollyknight.bsky.social and @darthbluesky.bsky.social, how do I make this a reality?

That’s okay, tumtum. The titanic was taken out by iceberg too