I'm not kidding

Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND)@mysteriousz.bsky.social · 5d ago

If I told you that you can learn how to Bomb Jump in Super Metroid just by listening to Mr. Brightside, would you believe me

Dude something’s fucked up with my copy of Finding Nemo. Every time Gill talks it’s just Willem saying “I’m Willem Dafish”

Telling my 7 year old self that HRT made me cute and he does his very best to pretend that sucks

I’m literally just cute now idk what happened

‼️Hi, unfortunately Ivy's rent payment didn't go through and we accrued late fees last month without realizing. When she pays this portion she'll have literally nothing to her name, so I'm setting a goal to help pay off the remaining rent and utilities. Anything helps a ton ;w;‼️ ko-fi.com/punkitt

Help her out!!!!

dollip💙 doll VTuber@dollip.bsky.social · last wk.

I've had some invasive breathing issues that have exacerbated over time. The surgeon I spoke to said I needed a septoplasty + nasal reconstruction. There are more details I couldn't fit here on the page itself! please consider donating to & sharing my gofundme to cover my operation. thank you ❤️

My thoughts on the afterlife is that one day I will not be and at that point it’ll be hard to have much an opinion in the matter

Got a cute new top from Goodwill!

(scrolling through friend list on 3DS) deadname deadname deadname they’re a chud now deadname

Astonishing really how ADHD-denialism so closely matches early trans-denialism (say, a decade ago, before it went mask-off eliminationist), to the point that it includes the exact same personalities, again vomiting their know-nothing opinions all over the place.

Scuzzy Mortspider 🕷️ 🎃@jussienorthside.bsky.social · 2w ago

Janice Turner has no background or training in medicine, neuroscience, psychology or psychiatry.

Watching Jungle Cruise

I'm playing FTL for the first time in like a decade I think, I still haven't beaten it, but it's because I'm adamantly on normal mode. Might need to swallow my pride a little bit and play it on easy

GENIE: Your third and final wish? ME: I want Funko Pops to be able to feel physical pain GENIE: ME: Not like they’re like animate. They can think and feel but can’t move or communicate GENIE: ME: What GENIE: No it’s nothing I’m just GENIE: Like are you pro or anti Funko Pops

New Hearthstone Battlegrounds patch is really fun. It’s genuinely so cool to see how they continue to keep this game fresh, and Aberrations are no exception

Trying out Nine Sols. Gonna put my opinions in this thread as I play

They literally allow wanted criminals at Universal Studios

Hey Happy Bi Visibility Day! Figuring out I was bi was such an amazing step in my life, and I wish love to all my bi brothers sisters and whatever other term of endearment you prefer

Congratulations bestie 🏳️‍⚧️

LGBTQ Nation@lgbtqnation.com · 3w ago

Kid Rock’s “best MAGA event” cancelled because only six people bought tickets - buff.ly/EY6a8hj

🫩 this emoji isn’t beleaguered enough but it’s the best I got

IGN@ign.com · 3w ago

Disney+ has altered its user agreement to clarify that ads will be allowed on all subscription tiers. https://bit.ly/4hhOjBo

Smokin that shit that made the Pokerap guy say Wartortle like that

whenever someone gives me an update on the ed sheeran controversy I say "thanks for ed sharin' that with me"

Toddlers are BRUTAL. 😳 Yes, the real one actually said this! NEW BONUS panelS below! 👇

forgot to do dishes so now im forced to take my meds with the cursed chalice

Math is actually evil because people become pieces of shit just to see their number go up

personally I only play ethical video games pirated three-decades-old sega genesis cartridges off weird abandonware sites

people are always saying anti-AI arguments don’t understand the full nuances of the technology. which is correct. but only because it stole everyone’s work, exists solely to get you fired, has made the entire internet unusable and has been forced on everyone without consent