Jenny Chongo (Professional Dingus)
@chongosky.bsky.social
She/They - Mashup Artist, Streamer, Aspiring Game Dev, Music Girl, Voice of Shadow in Real-Time Fandub, Joke Maker, Writer, Speedrunner, Doin Whatever I Want Really
I love Rhythm Heaven Groove so fucking much itβs unreal
I'm the only one speedrunning this game so here's (to my knowledge) the world record for RITA
Unnaturally making craters should be illegal, and I want to everyone at SpaceX including Musk to be held responsible. I don't care if this was a test gone wrong, they assaulted the closest celestial body to us.
This is going to be a slow burn story that gets people more and more angry the more they hear about it. Some asshole billionaires are blowing holes in the Moon, a thing everyone loves.
I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win
New York Cityβs business elites are long accustomed to direct access to City Hall, where even Democratic mayors felt the need to court the cityβs wealthiest and most influential corporate leaders. That access is getting shredded by Mayor Zohran Mamdani.
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for those who celebrate: it is the 20th anniversary of a funny dog eat a pepsi.
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as βthe far side-esqueβ but this comes close.
"Being trans is sad Being trans is horrid." Shut up. Being trans is great. Look. I've got inner peace and a fucking scythe.
Today at the convent: the nuns have been teaching me to scythe.
I think once Sunshine is out on NSO, maybe Iβll stream it. Really test my love for it :3
Big Brother 23 And the Dear God Xavier is Gorgeous? THREAD
Packing up stuff in this house. Itβs surreal leaving here. Not only because Iβve lived here for a good six years, but Iβm moving out of Georgia, which Iβve considered my home my whole life (except college) Itβs incredibly bittersweet. Excited for the future. But Iβll miss this place.
"batman is the biggest superhero of all time!" "no, superman is the biggest superhero of all time!" "no, the big 3 are batman, superman and spider-man!" spider-man:
βSPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAYβ has earned $74.5M in domestic previews. Biggest box office preview number OF ALL TIME, passing βAvengers: Endgameβ.
i actually love this. i may rewrite all my recipes in this style.
May 2025 (just realized I was trans a couple weeks ago, still closeted) -> September 2025 (1 month of HRT, still padding with dishrags) -> Today (Iβm Jenny!) I think about thay first pic a lot
Watched a video where someone was using ChatGPT in the opening
The AAA video game industry is disgusting and people like Wilson deserve to go to prison for life
After laying off Battlefield 6 devs, EA boss Andrew Wilson's bonus rose $8m to $38m last year, thanks to the game's success across "all milestones" www.eurogamer.net/ea-boss-38-m...
Phonecalls have been dope for me because Iβve been getting maβamβd pretty consistently π₯π₯π₯π₯
Somebody help my favorite Youtuber is getting cuter and cuter and I'm terrified