I'm the only one speedrunning this game so here's (to my knowledge) the world record for RITA

Unnaturally making craters should be illegal, and I want to everyone at SpaceX including Musk to be held responsible. I don't care if this was a test gone wrong, they assaulted the closest celestial body to us.

Ben K.@benjaminkabak.com · 7h ago

This is going to be a slow burn story that gets people more and more angry the more they hear about it. Some asshole billionaires are blowing holes in the Moon, a thing everyone loves.

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win

The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 21h ago

New York City’s business elites are long accustomed to direct access to City Hall, where even Democratic mayors felt the need to court the city’s wealthiest and most influential corporate leaders. That access is getting shredded by Mayor Zohran Mamdani.

I like to play and draw and have fun and eat candy ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

girl….

for those who celebrate: it is the 20th anniversary of a funny dog eat a pepsi.

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

"Being trans is sad Being trans is horrid." Shut up. Being trans is great. Look. I've got inner peace and a fucking scythe.

Jay Hulme@jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 4d ago

Today at the convent: the nuns have been teaching me to scythe.

I think once Sunshine is out on NSO, maybe I’ll stream it. Really test my love for it :3

Mina the hollower comm :)

Big Brother 23 And the Dear God Xavier is Gorgeous? THREAD

girls kaard

Packing up stuff in this house. It’s surreal leaving here. Not only because I’ve lived here for a good six years, but I’m moving out of Georgia, which I’ve considered my home my whole life (except college) It’s incredibly bittersweet. Excited for the future. But I’ll miss this place.

"batman is the biggest superhero of all time!" "no, superman is the biggest superhero of all time!" "no, the big 3 are batman, superman and spider-man!" spider-man:

DiscussingFilm@discussingfilm.net · 5d ago

‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ has earned $74.5M in domestic previews. Biggest box office preview number OF ALL TIME, passing ‘Avengers: Endgame’.

SHES STILL CUTE BABY!!!!

Red Van Buskirk@redbuddi.bsky.social · 2mo ago

SHES SO MCFREAKING CUTE

SHES SO MCFREAKING CUTE

i actually love this. i may rewrite all my recipes in this style.

Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!@standplaatskrk.pl · 6d ago

i'm funny

May 2025 (just realized I was trans a couple weeks ago, still closeted) -> September 2025 (1 month of HRT, still padding with dishrags) -> Today (I’m Jenny!) I think about thay first pic a lot

Watched a video where someone was using ChatGPT in the opening

The AAA video game industry is disgusting and people like Wilson deserve to go to prison for life

Eurogamer@eurogamer.bsky.social · last wk.

After laying off Battlefield 6 devs, EA boss Andrew Wilson's bonus rose $8m to $38m last year, thanks to the game's success across "all milestones" www.eurogamer.net/ea-boss-38-m...

Phonecalls have been dope for me because I’ve been getting ma’am’d pretty consistently 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Somebody help my favorite Youtuber is getting cuter and cuter and I'm terrified

A/C….Honey…..Now is not the time for you to stop working

Season 3 Episode 9 - Frame 1722 out of 2658

I finally moved my laptop downstairs from my bed. I can already feel the difference. What they say is true. Do NOT work and sleep in the same room.