Nic Cage is kinda like the inverse Jared Leto, I'll watch just about anything he's in.

Nicolas Cage's Stressed Out Reaction

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Fryda Wolff@frydawolff.bsky.social · 13h ago

Nic Cage:

chatbbt someone said your anus is a planet is it true?

need to take my medtimes cuz I need to be up at 6 to watch Celtic

I am going to become the joker :)))))

Mother Jones@motherjones.com · 7h ago

The police said she lied about being raped. Then she hit record.

your honor, nonresponsive

Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly@rtodkelly.bsky.social · 13h ago

😐

I love being in love

I want you to fear how much whimsy I can bring into your life

American is the comic sans of nationalities

Confound it all, Samwise Gamgee. Have you been buttchugging? I ain't been chugging no butts, sir.

Drew like a dark, fucked up version of the time being haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao

Santi (strudel era)@santi.codes · 5h ago

Yeah one of my friends just got back in after his one year ban from all MLS games over having a Fire Contra ICE banner

Liz Sepper@lsepper.bsky.social · 6h ago

Context

THE SUPPORTER SECTION IS WALKING OUT. THE POLICE MADE THEM TAKE DOWN THE SIGN. All the normal signs are gone. No "y'all means all." No "trans lives matter." Nothing. It is now quiet. No music, no drums, no chants #AustinFC

Liz Sepper@lsepper.bsky.social · 6h ago

#AustinFC supporters say, "No ICE in this melting pot!"

Turns out these guys are real

Matt@xenomatt.bsky.social · 12h ago

A unicornfish from Raja Ampat, feeding on plankton in open water over a reef. I think this is a sleek unicornfish (Naso hexacanthus) but could be one of its relatives. #MarineLife #Wildlife 🐟🌿

dis baby loves me so much

please dont kill yourself

new Star Wars character just dropped: Shit Libbo, the lovable centrist

Ahoy is a beautiful name for a baby of any gender

Bram Stoker's Dragula

pioneering a new food called gravy bagel which is where I use a bagel to mop up the leftover gravy from this microwave meal

What if we kissed in the dressing room after red card for headbutt against Manchester United 😳😳

i think catholic converts should have to form a separate line before getting their communion so that they don't pose any danger to biological catholics

hey cool that's awesome

‘oh my god hiiiii welcome to my axe’

Accented Cinema@accentedcinema.bsky.social · 3d ago

Behold, a 3000 year old Chinese ceremonial bronze axe bearing a human face of which archeologists described as "fearsome and fierce".

I've never been so fucking precisely called out in my goddamn life.

Bugs, Yaoist@bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 16h ago

TMBG is REM for theatre tech kids who are part of a polycule

"what are you doing are you SCROLLING" I've been fuckin rumbled

me to every single company i've ever interacted with

And then he was allowed to live in exile and die peacefully in France.

Odd This Day@oddthisday.bsky.social · 20h ago

So, happy 89th anniversary of the day Oswald Mosley tried to sell fascism to Liverpudlians—and someone concussed him with a brick

A 19th Century Japanese Depiction of an American