Going to call it. The makers of “He-Man and the Masters of the Universe” understood the assignment. Glorious cheese.
Ian Cooper
@icooper.bsky.social
Principal Engineer, speaker, gamer, geek. Tattooed, pierced, and bearded. The 'guv' on https://github.com/BrighterCommand Line Editor at Chaosium for QuestWorlds: https://github.com/ChaosiumInc/QuestWorlds #Tech - tech posts #TTRPG - rpg posts
I feel that if you put your bag on the seat next to you on a train working the morning commute - it says an enormous amount about you as a person, with no other signal. Entitled, selfish, “I’ve got mine Jack.” Just that, all we need to know about you, whatever you tell yourself
It's no secret that I think JSX is the dominent form of web app markup today. But I've always wanted the framework and language smarts of C# when I've been doing web things - I'm putting together a new library called JsxCore, a JSX + TypeScript View Engine for ASP.NET Core.
Of course Agon by John Harper is the other obvious answer, a game about heroes travelling from island to island, trying to get home. As a Glorantha fan I always have to say, Glorantha does mythic Bronze Age too.
Seen a few people come out of The Odyssey, inspired to run a campaign but throwing up all sorts of old sword & sandals overly crunchy hacks together as ideas. The answer is right here, and I hear some pretty great people have written for it.
I went to see The Odyssey with my wife last night. Overall, a very good movie. The xenia theme is a strong one, and it hits the key beats of the story well for three hours (cyclops, circe, calypso, scylla and charibdis, communing with the dead, and homecoming)
The wind here is making it 5 degrees cooler, and much less humid, so the heat is pleasant today and you can sleep at night. But oh how it howls, the moaning of angry lost souls.
Excellent day out at the Joy of Six show in Sheffield today running our Midgard Heroic Battles Glorantha game. The Battle of Grizzly Peak was hard-fought with the Lunars emerging victorious by a whisker in Turn 5. #miniatures #wargaming #spreadthelard #nerdlings #midgardheroicbattles
There is a tendency in modern shows to end a season prior to the big moment that the whole season has been building up to. House of the Dragon S2 is the last, but Walking Dead S4, and others all adopt this approach.
I saw Supergirl in the cinema last night. Look, I’ll be honest, I am a DC fan, but primarily the cinema had, sweet, sweet air conditioning. But… it’s a good, fun supers movie. Supergirl is flawed enough to be relatable, her backstory is woven through flashbacks that provide pathos not exposition.
The annual Warhammer Conference will be held in Frankfurt & online this September; it’s a fascinating academic event. I presented last year on some horror roots of 40K and have now submitted my proposal for 2026. There’s still time if you want to submit a paper too! warhammer-conference.com
Apropos of nothing, recommendations for good VPNs, usable from phones, to avoid overbearing governments?
I now find myself in the position of agreeing with Restore Britain on a policy, over social media. That is what it has come to: a Labor policy so ill-thought-out that I end up agreeing with the far right. So my kids can watch Netflix and HBO with me, but not YouTube. FFS Labour you numpties.
Labour deciding to act without reading the evidence (Starmer already reached a conclusion) is typical of the poor thinking from this government. Abstinence does not work. Education works. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
UK to ban under-16s from ‘high risk’ social media apps
Measures to include restrictions on ‘safe’ social media apps, with some fearing banning some platforms and not others will lead to legal challenges
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It looks like Labour can’t be bothered to even read the evidence on mobile phones. Starmer thinks a “moral panic” will make him popular so he’s invoking Mary Whitehouse. Education not abstinence. It’s not hard. Time to give my kids VPNs
When it gets hot in the UK, Brits have to figure out what from their wardrobe - generally built around its rainy - will work. Enter “holiday clothes” where Brits pull out the clothes we normally wear on our Mediterranean holiday and deploy them as we go about our daily lives. Often…interesting
Labour seems to be resorting to the worst of its Blairite "nanny state" tendencies over mobile phones. Populist vote-grabbing. Abstinence programs never work. "Just Say No," as a policy on mobile phones, will fail. Education, education, education! Teach kids how to be safe. At school.
Another Brighter release! As of 10.5.0, we now support exporting AsyncAPI from Brighter-enabled applications that describe your endpoints. Those familiar with exporting OpenAPI for ASP.NET endpoints will know how this works, but this is for messaging, not HTTP. www.nuget.org/packages/Par...
Paramore.Brighter 10.5.0
The Command Dispatcher pattern is an addition to the Command design pattern that decouples the dispatcher for a service from its execution. A Command Dispatcher component maps commands to handlers. A…
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If you want to attend my Practical Messaging Workshop (ndcoslo.com/workshops/pr... ) at NDC Oslo (SEP 14-15) then the Early Bird Registration closes on Friday, MAY 22. ndcoslo.com/tickets?mc_c...
Practical Messaging | NDC Oslo 2026
In this tutorial, we will look at distributed systems, and how we integrate them. We will understand why we would prefer to integrate via messaging, the fundamentals and key concepts of messaging and…
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Brighter Release Notes 10.4.1 & 10.4.2 10.4.1 and 10.4.2 are both bug fixes and performance improvements. Thanks to all our contributors for keeping the flow of fixes coming. www.nuget.org/packages/Par...
Paramore.Brighter 10.4.2
The Command Dispatcher pattern is an addition to the Command design pattern that decouples the dispatcher for a service from its execution. A Command Dispatcher component maps commands to handlers. A…
nuget.org
I will be teaching my two-day course, Practical Messaging, at NDC Oslo this year. I suspect it will be the only public presentation this year. It's two days.
Practical Messaging | NDC Oslo 2026
In this tutorial, we will look at distributed systems, and how we integrate them. We will understand why we would prefer to integrate via messaging, the fundamentals and key concepts of messaging and…
ndcoslo.com
The legendary anti-fascist stance of «I literally tried absolutely nothing, but not installing Snapchat on my kids phone is so hard we should allow surveillance of everyone»
If you’re willing to vote yes on mass surveillance because you’re scared or because you think you have to «compromise» then you should quit politics. You don’t have the moral backbone this moment requires. Go home.
We have just released Brighter 10.4.0. Along with some bug fixes, the minor version bump reflects the addition of our pipeline validation and description functionality. This much-requested feature will find common configuration errors at startup, and log your pipeline.
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What's Changed Fixes - Handle expired SQS receipt handles to prevent dispatcher crash by @iancooper in github.com/BrighterComm... - Resilience pipeline can be reused by @iancooper in github.com/BrighterComm... - Shutdown issues on RabbitMQ by @iancooper in github.com/BrighterComm...
[Fix] Handle Expired SQS Receipt Handles To Prevent Dispatcher Crash by iancooper · Pull Request #4040 · BrighterCommand/Brighter
Closes #4031 When the SQS visibility timeout elapses during message processing, the receipt handle expires, and subsequent Delete/Nack/Requeue calls throw ReceiptHandleIsInvalidException. Previousl...
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4pm today on BBC Radio 4 Extra it’s the repeat of my adaptation of Iain M. Banks’ The State of the Art, with Sir Antony Sher as the ship. So proud of this amazing production by @nadiamolinari.bsky.social
I always assumed that GRRM was riffing off Moorcock’s Melniboné with Valryia (dragons, albinism) and as such the Targaryen’s were mostly cruel and amoral. Daenerys was pretty much signalled as such from early on. But folks not steeped in the tropes probably had no clue about this.
Lol, fair. I've never understood how so many people read ASOIAF and DIDN'T come to the conclusion that the Targaryen dynasty are vile, mass murderous, tyrannical, arrogant and generally awful. I mean, it... wasn't subtle, was it? It was pretty obvious from almost the first page!
Well thought out review and worth your time if you want an opinion other than mine before spending your hard earned cash. Chaosium now has hardback copies available
What if your RPG rules mostly stayed out of the way and just stirred the drama? I’ve been reading QuestWorlds, Chaosium’s generic story engine, and wrote up my thoughts. blog.monkeyx.games/2026/03/06/q...
In this special crossover episode, Titterpigs joins with Orcusdorkus for Part One of a loose and roaming, yet informative, roundtable discussion about our experience playing Pendragon 6th Edition.⚔️👑 Podcast (or favorite podcatcher): open.spotify.com/episode/0tD5... Video: youtu.be/aWFEY98Xgco